Clearly Vin Scully was keeping them doing this, so it's good that he's gone.tepista wrote: ↑26 Jul 2017, 5:26pmall her toys wore out in black and her her boys had tooAug 16th! Dodgers vs. Whitesox. 3/4 of X is from Illinois originally. Come see which team we root for!
X Day @ Dodger Stadium Aug 16th.
Exene throwing the first pitch.
John signing the national anthem.
The band being interviewed for the pre-game.
And X songs played on the organ.
Get a Dodger Dog.
See you at the Chavez Ravine!
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Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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So wife and I met our friends, Peter and "No Baby" Nicole in Las Vegas. "No Baby" Nicole used to live there, she invites us to her grandfather's house for his birthday party. Says he's an Elvis impersonator and there should be dozens at the party. I say "Fist of all, will these dozens of Elvis Impersonators be in costume?, and Second: How the fuck have I known you 5 years and you never told me your grandfather is a fuckin Elvis Impersonator?!?!?!" So we get to this little suburban house, and it's a fucking ELVIS SHRINE, every inch of every wall from living room to kitchen to bathroom was all Elvis. There wasn't dozens, but maybe "a" dozen, and yes they were dressed and all taking turns at Karakoe. I volunteered my services as well (I performed "His Latest Flame") and when it was over and done, I had a pocket full of business cards from assorted Elvises! Free booze of course, if there were pills I sure couldn't find them. We stayed about 2 hours, had an absolute blast.
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That sounds fun. Nothing like that around here in passive-aggression land.tepista wrote: ↑03 Aug 2017, 7:40pmSo wife and I met our friends, Peter and "No Baby" Nicole in Las Vegas. "No Baby" Nicole used to live there, she invites us to her grandfather's house for his birthday party. Says he's an Elvis impersonator and there should be dozens at the party. I say "Fist of all, will these dozens of Elvis Impersonators be in costume?, and Second: How the fuck have I known you 5 years and you never told me your grandfather is a fuckin Elvis Impersonator?!?!?!" So we get to this little suburban house, and it's a fucking ELVIS SHRINE, every inch of every wall from living room to kitchen to bathroom was all Elvis. There wasn't dozens, but maybe "a" dozen, and yes they were dressed and all taking turns at Karakoe. I volunteered my services as well (I performed "His Latest Flame") and when it was over and done, I had a pocket full of business cards from assorted Elvises! Free booze of course, if there were pills I sure couldn't find them. We stayed about 2 hours, had an absolute blast.
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You is livin' the life, man.tepista wrote: ↑03 Aug 2017, 7:40pmSo wife and I met our friends, Peter and "No Baby" Nicole in Las Vegas. "No Baby" Nicole used to live there, she invites us to her grandfather's house for his birthday party. Says he's an Elvis impersonator and there should be dozens at the party. I say "Fist of all, will these dozens of Elvis Impersonators be in costume?, and Second: How the fuck have I known you 5 years and you never told me your grandfather is a fuckin Elvis Impersonator?!?!?!" So we get to this little suburban house, and it's a fucking ELVIS SHRINE, every inch of every wall from living room to kitchen to bathroom was all Elvis. There wasn't dozens, but maybe "a" dozen, and yes they were dressed and all taking turns at Karakoe. I volunteered my services as well (I performed "His Latest Flame") and when it was over and done, I had a pocket full of business cards from assorted Elvises! Free booze of course, if there were pills I sure couldn't find them. We stayed about 2 hours, had an absolute blast.
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Is it ok to ask the leader of the Labour Party if she is planning to have children if she wins the election and therefore whilst she is Prime Minister. Discuss.
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It's the Labour Party, not the Going In To Labour Party!101Walterton wrote: ↑04 Aug 2017, 2:11amIs it ok to ask the leader of the Labour Party if she is planning to have children if she wins the election and therefore whilst she is Prime Minister. Discuss.
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I think you have a career change ahead of you.tepista wrote: ↑03 Aug 2017, 7:40pmSo wife and I met our friends, Peter and "No Baby" Nicole in Las Vegas. "No Baby" Nicole used to live there, she invites us to her grandfather's house for his birthday party. Says he's an Elvis impersonator and there should be dozens at the party. I say "Fist of all, will these dozens of Elvis Impersonators be in costume?, and Second: How the fuck have I known you 5 years and you never told me your grandfather is a fuckin Elvis Impersonator?!?!?!" So we get to this little suburban house, and it's a fucking ELVIS SHRINE, every inch of every wall from living room to kitchen to bathroom was all Elvis. There wasn't dozens, but maybe "a" dozen, and yes they were dressed and all taking turns at Karakoe. I volunteered my services as well (I performed "His Latest Flame") and when it was over and done, I had a pocket full of business cards from assorted Elvises! Free booze of course, if there were pills I sure couldn't find them. We stayed about 2 hours, had an absolute blast.
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Only if you ask a male candidate the same thing.101Walterton wrote: ↑04 Aug 2017, 2:11amIs it ok to ask the leader of the Labour Party if she is planning to have children if she wins the election and therefore whilst she is Prime Minister. Discuss.
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Incredible.tepista wrote: ↑03 Aug 2017, 7:40pmSo wife and I met our friends, Peter and "No Baby" Nicole in Las Vegas. "No Baby" Nicole used to live there, she invites us to her grandfather's house for his birthday party. Says he's an Elvis impersonator and there should be dozens at the party. I say "Fist of all, will these dozens of Elvis Impersonators be in costume?, and Second: How the fuck have I known you 5 years and you never told me your grandfather is a fuckin Elvis Impersonator?!?!?!" So we get to this little suburban house, and it's a fucking ELVIS SHRINE, every inch of every wall from living room to kitchen to bathroom was all Elvis. There wasn't dozens, but maybe "a" dozen, and yes they were dressed and all taking turns at Karakoe. I volunteered my services as well (I performed "His Latest Flame") and when it was over and done, I had a pocket full of business cards from assorted Elvises! Free booze of course, if there were pills I sure couldn't find them. We stayed about 2 hours, had an absolute blast.
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Holy crap that's amazing.Inder wrote: ↑04 Aug 2017, 12:04pmIncredible.tepista wrote: ↑03 Aug 2017, 7:40pmSo wife and I met our friends, Peter and "No Baby" Nicole in Las Vegas. "No Baby" Nicole used to live there, she invites us to her grandfather's house for his birthday party. Says he's an Elvis impersonator and there should be dozens at the party. I say "Fist of all, will these dozens of Elvis Impersonators be in costume?, and Second: How the fuck have I known you 5 years and you never told me your grandfather is a fuckin Elvis Impersonator?!?!?!" So we get to this little suburban house, and it's a fucking ELVIS SHRINE, every inch of every wall from living room to kitchen to bathroom was all Elvis. There wasn't dozens, but maybe "a" dozen, and yes they were dressed and all taking turns at Karakoe. I volunteered my services as well (I performed "His Latest Flame") and when it was over and done, I had a pocket full of business cards from assorted Elvises! Free booze of course, if there were pills I sure couldn't find them. We stayed about 2 hours, had an absolute blast.
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Just wasted a fuck-ton of time applying for a job that I don't know if I'd even want, or if it'll even work out given that I'm teaching this fall. But, apart from them having my own c.v., all the same information had to be entered again, and, best of all, a personality quiz and horseshit questions about what I admire most and least in bosses and clients. All it really did was make me more wary of the company, which, in its own way, just freed my mind to answer without any game playing.
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Maybe that was the intent? Are they that smart?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Aug 2017, 3:56pmJust wasted a fuck-ton of time applying for a job that I don't know if I'd even want, or if it'll even work out given that I'm teaching this fall. But, apart from them having my own c.v., all the same information had to be entered again, and, best of all, a personality quiz and horseshit questions about what I admire most and least in bosses and clients. All it really did was make me more wary of the company, which, in its own way, just freed my mind to answer without any game playing.
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An interesting business strategy, if so. Regardless, my "what the hell?" decision to apply has been succeeded by a "you're going to have to impress me" stance.Kory wrote: ↑04 Aug 2017, 4:55pmMaybe that was the intent? Are they that smart?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Aug 2017, 3:56pmJust wasted a fuck-ton of time applying for a job that I don't know if I'd even want, or if it'll even work out given that I'm teaching this fall. But, apart from them having my own c.v., all the same information had to be entered again, and, best of all, a personality quiz and horseshit questions about what I admire most and least in bosses and clients. All it really did was make me more wary of the company, which, in its own way, just freed my mind to answer without any game playing.
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I like the cut of your jib. I don't know if I'd want to work for a place that would put me through that. Imagine what the culture is like.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Aug 2017, 5:05pmAn interesting business strategy, if so. Regardless, my "what the hell?" decision to apply has been succeeded by a "you're going to have to impress me" stance.Kory wrote: ↑04 Aug 2017, 4:55pmMaybe that was the intent? Are they that smart?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Aug 2017, 3:56pmJust wasted a fuck-ton of time applying for a job that I don't know if I'd even want, or if it'll even work out given that I'm teaching this fall. But, apart from them having my own c.v., all the same information had to be entered again, and, best of all, a personality quiz and horseshit questions about what I admire most and least in bosses and clients. All it really did was make me more wary of the company, which, in its own way, just freed my mind to answer without any game playing.
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Precisely. Surely we all have better things to do with our time than have me subconsciously reveal that I will grow more and more disenchanted by group work that reveals my partners to be lazy and incompetent.Kory wrote: ↑04 Aug 2017, 5:46pmI like the cut of your jib. I don't know if I'd want to work for a place that would put me through that. Imagine what the culture is like.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Aug 2017, 5:05pmAn interesting business strategy, if so. Regardless, my "what the hell?" decision to apply has been succeeded by a "you're going to have to impress me" stance.Kory wrote: ↑04 Aug 2017, 4:55pmMaybe that was the intent? Are they that smart?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Aug 2017, 3:56pmJust wasted a fuck-ton of time applying for a job that I don't know if I'd even want, or if it'll even work out given that I'm teaching this fall. But, apart from them having my own c.v., all the same information had to be entered again, and, best of all, a personality quiz and horseshit questions about what I admire most and least in bosses and clients. All it really did was make me more wary of the company, which, in its own way, just freed my mind to answer without any game playing.
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