Moving to the middle-west
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Moving to the middle-west
I shall be making my next manifest destiny move at the end of the month. I started in Boston and will one day make it to Simla, Alaska. The next stop is Michigan. Entertainment options are abound:
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Re: Moving to the middle-west
There's a federal prison in Michigan? Can't you fight the transfer?
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Re: Moving to the middle-west
No, they just put you in a dingy and push you towards Sault Ste. Marie.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Jul 2017, 6:18pmThere's a federal prison in Michigan? Can't you fight the transfer?
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Re: Moving to the middle-west
Universal health insurance seems an odd punishment.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑12 Jul 2017, 6:24pmNo, they just put you in a dingy and push you towards Sault Ste. Marie.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Jul 2017, 6:18pmThere's a federal prison in Michigan? Can't you fight the transfer?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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But I'll have help make diabolical Elsinore Beer for Max Von Sydow.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Jul 2017, 6:29pmUniversal health insurance seems an odd punishment.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑12 Jul 2017, 6:24pmNo, they just put you in a dingy and push you towards Sault Ste. Marie.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Jul 2017, 6:18pmThere's a federal prison in Michigan? Can't you fight the transfer?
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Re: Moving to the middle-west
That's just a myth. You're more likely to have to wipe Martin Short's ass for a couple months. Yeah, it's gross, but I understand that he'll make you laugh the entire time.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑12 Jul 2017, 6:58pmBut I'll have help make diabolical Elsinore Beer for Max Von Sydow.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Jul 2017, 6:29pmUniversal health insurance seems an odd punishment.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑12 Jul 2017, 6:24pmNo, they just put you in a dingy and push you towards Sault Ste. Marie.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Jul 2017, 6:18pmThere's a federal prison in Michigan? Can't you fight the transfer?
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Re: Moving to the middle-west
Detroit?
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Re: Moving to the middle-west
I know fuck all about the midwest. Got drunk in Chicago with Flex and Wolt once and went to Missouri when I was like six. Other than that, it seems like fat white people that drink a lot. And Spiff. Spiff is good people. Oh and Jenny B, but she's from like Utah or something originally so she doesn't really count.
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Re: Moving to the middle-west
Oh, so you're one of those hoity-toity "I only drink potable water" elitists.
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Re: Moving to the middle-west
That's redundant.matedog wrote: ↑13 Jul 2017, 2:55pmI know fuck all about the midwest. Got drunk in Chicago with Flex and Wolt once and went to Missouri when I was like six. Other than that, it seems like fat white people that drink a lot. And Spiff. Spiff is good people. Oh and Jenny B, but she's from like Utah or something originally so she doesn't really count.
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Re: Moving to the middle-west
You'll be within driving distance of ski trips to Summit County. Just sayin'
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Gerald Ford's hometown! That I know that is probably a mark of shame. Not as shameful as living in Grand Rapids, but still.
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I'm ok with Ford. His real name was Leslie Lynch King, Jr.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Jul 2017, 4:14pmGerald Ford's hometown! That I know that is probably a mark of shame. Not as shameful as living in Grand Rapids, but still.
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The DeVos family owns the town. I shall be purchasing a firearm.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑13 Jul 2017, 4:03pmOh, so you're one of those hoity-toity "I only drink potable water" elitists.