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101Walterton wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:British law enforcement racially profiles large urban black man skulking around looking suspicious: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho ... 10376.html
What a complete non story. Soldier does his job correctly and Queen doesn't get shot! Slow news day.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...slow down. You're going to have to explain this one very carefully for the septics. We don't know of this whole "assessing the situation with restraint" thing you speak of when packing intoxicating semi-automatic heat. :naughty:

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Rat Patrol wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:British law enforcement racially profiles large urban black man skulking around looking suspicious: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho ... 10376.html
What a complete non story. Soldier does his job correctly and Queen doesn't get shot! Slow news day.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...slow down. You're going to have to explain this one very carefully for the septics. We don't know of this whole "assessing the situation with restraint" thing you speak of when packing intoxicating semi-automatic heat. :naughty:
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bri ... a735691f7e

See...now you lot are doing real good law enforcementin' the kind that makes the Colonies proud.

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"This penis enlargement e-mail offer from the Falklands looks legit, sailor. [*clicks*] Oh, blimey. . ."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06 ... e-raising/

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Rat Patrol wrote:
28 Jun 2017, 6:32am
"This penis enlargement e-mail offer from the Falklands looks legit, sailor. [*clicks*] Oh, blimey. . ."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06 ... e-raising/
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Withnail and I. I recorded it. Any good, or something a septic is just gonna not understand what the fuck is going on?
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tepista wrote:
03 Jul 2017, 5:47pm
Withnail and I. I recorded it. Any good, or something a septic is just gonna not understand what the fuck is going on?
It's Marmite movie, even for Limeys. I suspect the latter
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
03 Jul 2017, 5:54pm
tepista wrote:
03 Jul 2017, 5:47pm
Withnail and I. I recorded it. Any good, or something a septic is just gonna not understand what the fuck is going on?
It's Marmite movie, even for Limeys. I suspect the latter
I do need to try Marmite at least once in my life. I tend to like those kind of bullshit foods that only like 5% of the population enjoys.
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I tried marmite on this trip. Its taste isn't really classifiable as good or bad, although I didn't go out of my way to keep eating it.
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I marmite try it, I marmite not.
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Withnail & I was disappointing. Unlike Marmite, which never disappoints.

Tep, have you seen Sir Henry at Rawlinson End? Very English and very bonkers.

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SandraM wrote:
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Withnail & I was disappointing. Unlike Marmite, which never disappoints.

Tep, have you seen Sir Henry at Rawlinson End? Very English and very bonkers.
No, but I just looked it up and it looks nuts!
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Comments, observations, SM (and anyone else over there)?
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/02/opin ... ctionfront
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Nov 2017, 6:48am
Comments, observations, SM (and anyone else over there)?
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/02/opin ... ctionfront
If you do bad things to innocents because of your Status you deserve to fall . I hope more of these fuckers are uncovered and made to pay I also hope Kevin Spacey is a Tory

As for Brexit it will happen eventually and like everything in British politics it will fuck over the good people.
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