matedog wrote: ↑29 Jun 2017, 5:47pmAround here? Heston's and my music tastes were misunderstood and Flex seduced a humanoid with his robodong.CorwoodRep wrote: ↑29 Jun 2017, 4:33pmSo what happened while I was gone? The idiot TV guy became president because American leftism accidentally tripped into an open manhole and got eaten by rats, Merle Haggard died, Chuck Berry died and had a surprisingly good new album. I moved to L.A. and I went on a date to Vasquez Rocks and accidentally got fucking married about it in a wedding.
Hell or High Water was a badass movie about the death of the west, The Nice Guys was hysterical. I started working at MTV, and had bodyguards at the RNC, then I got laid off and I'm kind of doing nothing now. My little brother died of drinking alcohol and then came back to life. I'm working on a profile of Harry Dean Stanton and I'll be going to his house soon (God willing).
I drove the length of I-10 and I-40, just about. Took some amazing pictures in the desert. Ate my way through the city of New Orleans. Nothing happens and then everything happens.
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"Accidentally"CorwoodRep wrote: ↑29 Jun 2017, 4:33pmThe idiot TV guy became president because American leftism accidentally tripped into an open manhole and got eaten by rats,
"Accidentally"I went on a date to Vasquez Rocks and accidentally got fucking married about it in a wedding.
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how is this.CorwoodRep wrote: ↑29 Jun 2017, 12:41pmLOVE THE CLASH, THAT GREAT BAND.
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Don't feel bad about getting shitcanned by MTV. Having had a few friends who have worked for the I've decided that they are like Menudo for creatives. Once you can grow a mustache you are out on your ass. Wear it like a badge of pride.CorwoodRep wrote: ↑29 Jun 2017, 4:33pmSo what happened while I was gone? The idiot TV guy became president because American leftism accidentally tripped into an open manhole and got eaten by rats, Merle Haggard died, Chuck Berry died and had a surprisingly good new album. I moved to L.A. and I went on a date to Vasquez Rocks and accidentally got fucking married about it in a wedding.
Hell or High Water was a badass movie about the death of the west, The Nice Guys was hysterical. I started working at MTV, and had bodyguards at the RNC, then I got laid off and I'm kind of doing nothing now. My little brother died of drinking alcohol and then came back to life. I'm working on a profile of Harry Dean Stanton and I'll be going to his house soon (God willing).
I drove the length of I-10 and I-40, just about. Took some amazing pictures in the desert. Ate my way through the city of New Orleans. Nothing happens and then everything happens.
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You mean MTV actually still exists? I'm serious , it's still an actual thing?BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑29 Jun 2017, 11:18pmDon't feel bad about getting shitcanned by MTV. Having had a few friends who have worked for the I've decided that they are like Menudo for creatives. Once you can grow a mustache you are out on your ass. Wear it like a badge of pride.CorwoodRep wrote: ↑29 Jun 2017, 4:33pmSo what happened while I was gone? The idiot TV guy became president because American leftism accidentally tripped into an open manhole and got eaten by rats, Merle Haggard died, Chuck Berry died and had a surprisingly good new album. I moved to L.A. and I went on a date to Vasquez Rocks and accidentally got fucking married about it in a wedding.
Hell or High Water was a badass movie about the death of the west, The Nice Guys was hysterical. I started working at MTV, and had bodyguards at the RNC, then I got laid off and I'm kind of doing nothing now. My little brother died of drinking alcohol and then came back to life. I'm working on a profile of Harry Dean Stanton and I'll be going to his house soon (God willing).
I drove the length of I-10 and I-40, just about. Took some amazing pictures in the desert. Ate my way through the city of New Orleans. Nothing happens and then everything happens.
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hell yeah show us the sad gas station, brother
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We all follow you religiously on Facebook and Twitter, but it's still great to have you back here.
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I second everyone else's welcomes. Stay a while and set a spell!
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