Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

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Marky Dread wrote:
Flex wrote:That's pretty great.
It's cool but I'm glad my mum never looked liked Super Mario though.
It's really more of a Luigi look.
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Kory wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Flex wrote:That's pretty great.
It's cool but I'm glad my mum never looked liked Super Mario though.
It's really more of a Luigi look.
I bow down down to your knowledge of such things.




















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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Some people love cat videos-my favorite online viewing is children getting knocked over.
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Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Some people love cat videos-my favorite online viewing is children getting knocked over.

I like to see people get hit in the nuts.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Some people love cat videos-my favorite online viewing is children getting knocked over.

I like to see people get hit in the nuts.

Obligatory and predictable:

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Some people love cat videos-my favorite online viewing is children getting knocked over.

I like to see people get hit in the nuts.

Obligatory and predictable:

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The sound effect they gave that was way more painful than the visual, I always thought.
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So, yeah, Australia, about that stereotype of being boors …
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Kids? What about them? :meh:

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Parenting is no easy thing. At least that guy gave it his best shot. :lol:
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We had supper last night with my nephew and his wife. They have a couple young children, one of whom is a two-year-old boy who adores his mother. My nephew has taken to calling him Buster (as in Arrested Development). Whether shoulder rubs are in the cards remains to be seen.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2017, 8:44pm
We had supper last night with my nephew and his wife. They have a couple young children, one of whom is a two-year-old boy who adores his mother. My nephew has taken to calling him Buster (as in Arrested Development). Whether shoulder rubs are in the cards remains to be seen.
Is he a monster?
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Kory wrote:
23 May 2017, 3:31pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2017, 8:44pm
We had supper last night with my nephew and his wife. They have a couple young children, one of whom is a two-year-old boy who adores his mother. My nephew has taken to calling him Buster (as in Arrested Development). Whether shoulder rubs are in the cards remains to be seen.
Is he a monster?
Nephew's son still has both hands, so, for the time being, no.
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