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K keeps his stable filled with the finest fillies …
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 May 2017, 11:51am
He's found himself a Russian Carmen Miranda.
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She ain't got nothin' on me:
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Spiff wrote:
19 May 2017, 8:42pm
She ain't got nothin' on me:
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Far and away, the most unsettling entry in this thread. :twitch:
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Kaleb's mama told him to shop around.
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when K dated royalty

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Saw Kaleb in the neighborhood

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 May 2017, 4:19pm
Kaleb's mama told him to shop around.
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Heh heh.

She's in the Entertainment section.
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Kaleb's girlfriend?
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tepista wrote:
14 Aug 2017, 4:44pm
Saw Kaleb in the neighborhood

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That had me laughing.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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when Kaleb says it's time to go, then it's time to go.

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Kaleb's romancin' 'em like a boss.
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I like how this thread use to be for drunk posting and now it's just about Kaleb's love life. What a board!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Sep 2017, 3:25pm
Kaleb's romancin' 'em like a boss.
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I like rhe writing on the box the most

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