...The trumpet sounded and the fifth seal was opened...

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Yes congratulations Mr. Hoy.

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tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:11am
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We (me) are debating between Springstina and Brucina.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:23am
tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:11am
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We (me) are debating between Springstina and Brucina.
So you know it's a girl? Awwwww. :mrgreen:

(Don't play her I'm on Fire).
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JennyB wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:25am
matedog wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:23am
tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:11am
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We (me) are debating between Springstina and Brucina.
So you know it's a girl? Awwwww. :mrgreen:

(Don't play her I'm on Fire).
The thought already crossed my mind, actually.

I was trying to think of what songs to try to sing her. I remember Rob mentioned singing Bankrobber to his grandkid. I'll try that.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:23am
tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:11am
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We (me) are debating between Springstina and Brucina.
How about Dancingcourtneycox?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 12:11pm
matedog wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:23am
tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:11am
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We (me) are debating between Springstina and Brucina.
How about Dancingcourtneycox?
That has a nice ring to it.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 12:11pm
matedog wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:23am
tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:11am
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We (me) are debating between Springstina and Brucina.
How about Dancingcourtneycox?
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matedog wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:27am
JennyB wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:25am
matedog wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:23am
tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:11am
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We (me) are debating between Springstina and Brucina.
So you know it's a girl? Awwwww. :mrgreen:

(Don't play her I'm on Fire).
The thought already crossed my mind, actually.

I was trying to think of what songs to try to sing her. I remember Rob mentioned singing Bankrobber to his grandkid. I'll try that.
I remember my daughter singing Dirty Old Town when she was really young. A friend of mine is a big Zappa fan. He would play Joe's Garage a lot until one day he overhead his young daughter casually singing "Crew Slut".

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tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 12:39pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 12:11pm
matedog wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:23am
tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:11am
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We (me) are debating between Springstina and Brucina.
How about Dancingcourtneycox?
Rosilita
Patty. :shifty:

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I would just pass on this one thing.
The birth of your child will be the best moment of your life.
Watching the birth of your child will be the most traumatic moment of your life.
It ain't all sweetness and light so be prepared 😄

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revbob wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 6:41pm
matedog wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:27am
JennyB wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:25am
matedog wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:23am
tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:11am
Image
We (me) are debating between Springstina and Brucina.
So you know it's a girl? Awwwww. :mrgreen:

(Don't play her I'm on Fire).
The thought already crossed my mind, actually.

I was trying to think of what songs to try to sing her. I remember Rob mentioned singing Bankrobber to his grandkid. I'll try that.
I remember my daughter singing Dirty Old Town when she was really young. A friend of mine is a big Zappa fan. He would play Joe's Garage a lot until one day he overhead his young daughter casually singing "Crew Slut".
I guess that's marginally better than "Jumbo Go Away," which is probably his most lyrically reprehensible song. Marginally.
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matedog wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:23am
tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:11am
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We (me) are debating between Springstina and Brucina.
Brustina.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


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No fuchsias for you.

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Marky Dread wrote:
21 Mar 2017, 6:49pm
matedog wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:23am
tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2017, 11:11am
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We (me) are debating between Springstina and Brucina.
Brustina.
Winner. It must be so.
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For those not on fb, our little girl (aka Lil Baby Gurl, aka Springstina, aka June Josephine) arrived yesterday at around 2:30pm. Still in the hospital and J9 is recovering nicely, but heading home tomorrow. There were some hiccups during delivery, but all in all, everything is good.

Here's a pre-fully cleaned up pic:
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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