I actually copied that one from a FB friend who said her 11 year old son came up with it. No pressure on your kid, though.JennyB wrote:You're the best, Tep.tepista wrote:Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
Misheard Lyrics
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
Tense supper at the Van Hagar house tonight. "Come on! Be funny! BE. FUNNY."tepista wrote:I actually copied that one from a FB friend who said her 11 year old son came up with it. No pressure on your kid, though.JennyB wrote:You're the best, Tep.tepista wrote:Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
Dr. Medulla wrote:Tense supper at the Van Hagar house tonight. "Come on! Be funny! BE. FUNNY."tepista wrote:I actually copied that one from a FB friend who said her 11 year old son came up with it. No pressure on your kid, though.JennyB wrote:You're the best, Tep.tepista wrote:Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
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"I got one mom.....'Hot Tramp! Oregano!'"BostonBeaneater wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:Tense supper at the Van Hagar house tonight. "Come on! Be funny! BE. FUNNY."tepista wrote:I actually copied that one from a FB friend who said her 11 year old son came up with it. No pressure on your kid, though.JennyB wrote:You're the best, Tep.tepista wrote:Aaaaaaaaalison.....my anus, too.
"Go to your room."
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: Misheard Lyrics
tepista wrote:"I got one mom.....'Hot Tramp! Oregano!'"BostonBeaneater wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:Tense supper at the Van Hagar house tonight. "Come on! Be funny! BE. FUNNY."tepista wrote:I actually copied that one from a FB friend who said her 11 year old son came up with it. No pressure on your kid, though.JennyB wrote: You're the best, Tep.
"Go to your room."
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
Bowie's "Time"
I've had so many dreams, I've had so many grapefruits
I've had so many dreams, I've had so many grapefruits
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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I'm watching an AC/DC doc and just found out that the first line of Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution is "heavy decibels are playing on my guitar", which for 38 years I've thought was "help me, there's a peasant playing on my guitar."
Another amusing (for Limeys) misheard lyric I heard recently was a workmate singing "I'm all Adam Faith" instead of "I'm all outta faith" to Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn."
Another amusing (for Limeys) misheard lyric I heard recently was a workmate singing "I'm all Adam Faith" instead of "I'm all outta faith" to Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn."
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Hey, here's an apposite passage from my Middle Egyptian textbook:
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
Looking back on this thread and I've just remembered a line I misheard for a while in this song...BitterTom wrote: ↑10 Nov 2015, 2:56pmOh many but for now, just off the top of my head
Smithers-Jones - The Jam
Actual: The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck 9
Misheard: The clock on the wall has an extra 9
Assumed it meant something I couldn't comprehend. I always assumed it meant something clever and when I finally realised it was wrong it was one of those, "oh yeah, that makes sense" moments.
"You're the same as him, you like tits and knees"
Actual line is "you're the same as him, you like tinned sardines"
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
Re: Misheard Lyrics
pervertHeston wrote: ↑14 Jun 2018, 5:49pmLooking back on this thread and I've just remembered a line I misheard for a while in this song...BitterTom wrote: ↑10 Nov 2015, 2:56pmOh many but for now, just off the top of my head
Smithers-Jones - The Jam
Actual: The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck 9
Misheard: The clock on the wall has an extra 9
Assumed it meant something I couldn't comprehend. I always assumed it meant something clever and when I finally realised it was wrong it was one of those, "oh yeah, that makes sense" moments.
"You're the same as him, you like tits and knees"
Actual line is "you're the same as him, you like tinned sardines"
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
Hey, I was 14, of course I was a pervert.eumaas wrote: ↑14 Jun 2018, 5:50pmpervertHeston wrote: ↑14 Jun 2018, 5:49pmLooking back on this thread and I've just remembered a line I misheard for a while in this song...BitterTom wrote: ↑10 Nov 2015, 2:56pmOh many but for now, just off the top of my head
Smithers-Jones - The Jam
Actual: The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck 9
Misheard: The clock on the wall has an extra 9
Assumed it meant something I couldn't comprehend. I always assumed it meant something clever and when I finally realised it was wrong it was one of those, "oh yeah, that makes sense" moments.
"You're the same as him, you like tits and knees"
Actual line is "you're the same as him, you like tinned sardines"
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
Wire's "Map Ref" has this bit: "Lines of longitude and latitude / Define and refine my altitude." And I know those are the correct words. But in my head, I always change them to "Lines of longitude and lassitude / Define and refine my attitude."
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
buffalo soldier, just likes pasta.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Hey buffalo soldiers gotta eat!
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
Heston wrote: ↑14 Jun 2018, 5:58pmHey, I'm 44, of course I'm a pervert.eumaas wrote: ↑14 Jun 2018, 5:50pmpervertHeston wrote: ↑14 Jun 2018, 5:49pmLooking back on this thread and I've just remembered a line I misheard for a while in this song...BitterTom wrote: ↑10 Nov 2015, 2:56pmOh many but for now, just off the top of my head
Smithers-Jones - The Jam
Actual: The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck 9
Misheard: The clock on the wall has an extra 9
Assumed it meant something I couldn't comprehend. I always assumed it meant something clever and when I finally realised it was wrong it was one of those, "oh yeah, that makes sense" moments.
"You're the same as him, you like tits and knees"
Actual line is "you're the same as him, you like tinned sardines"
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia