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Designated Ground-Outers.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Feb 2017, 8:47pmLiteralist.
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I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!tepista wrote: ↑15 Feb 2017, 8:49pmDesignated Ground-Outers.
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My lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Feb 2017, 9:05pmI could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
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Are you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.Wolter wrote: ↑16 Feb 2017, 12:56amMy lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Feb 2017, 9:05pmI could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
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No, my skill pack is "White, Gritty, and Willing To Get My Uniform Dirty."Rat Patrol wrote: ↑16 Feb 2017, 1:31amAre you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.Wolter wrote: ↑16 Feb 2017, 12:56amMy lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Feb 2017, 9:05pmI could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
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Welcome to the St. Louis Cardinals, son.Wolter wrote: ↑16 Feb 2017, 8:15amNo, my skill pack is "White, Gritty, and Willing To Get My Uniform Dirty."Rat Patrol wrote: ↑16 Feb 2017, 1:31amAre you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.Wolter wrote: ↑16 Feb 2017, 12:56amMy lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Feb 2017, 9:05pmI could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
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Re: MLB 2017
*puts on MAGA hat and hates minorities*Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑16 Feb 2017, 9:00amWelcome to the St. Louis Cardinals, son.Wolter wrote: ↑16 Feb 2017, 8:15amNo, my skill pack is "White, Gritty, and Willing To Get My Uniform Dirty."Rat Patrol wrote: ↑16 Feb 2017, 1:31amAre you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.Wolter wrote: ↑16 Feb 2017, 12:56amMy lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Feb 2017, 9:05pm
I could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
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That was great.
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Re: MLB 2017
Wolter wrote: ↑16 Feb 2017, 8:15amNo, my skill pack is "White, Gritty, and Willing To Get My Uniform Dirty."Rat Patrol wrote: ↑16 Feb 2017, 1:31amAre you short, Latino, and can run fast? Because every team needs a designated Latino who can steal first base and pinch-run in late innings for the ground-outers. Especially teams with super-smart white Christian ex-catcher managers who do the strategery and soforth.Wolter wrote: ↑16 Feb 2017, 12:56amMy lack of power or contact is evened out by my lack of plate discipline.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑15 Feb 2017, 9:05pmI could be a major leaguer, especially cos I'd also be a strike-outer. Two for the price of one!
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… but all the other disgusting stuff is cool. Amazing how tolerant the right can be when it's about abusing the marginalized.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑20 Feb 2017, 11:50pmMore lassic Schilling.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politic ... -1.2977731
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