Happy Birthday Kory
Happy Birthday Kory
I can't believe you bastards haven't wished him a happy birthday yet.
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Re: Happy Birthday Kory
Here, have a proper pizza for your birthday...
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: Happy Birthday Kory
Happy birthday Kory! Everything is terrible but at least there's some good music in the world!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: Happy Birthday Kory
I am nightmare fuel, not a topping!
Happy birthday, sir. You make this place better.
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Re: Happy Birthday Kory
Happy birthday you magnificent son of a bitch.
Re: Happy Birthday Kory
Happy birthday to a swell fella. Here are two great things you love:
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Re: Happy Birthday Kory
Happy birthday Kory.
Kory in his younger days
Kory in his younger days
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Re: Happy Birthday Kory
Jesus Christ, you're only 34? I fucking hate that that seems really young.
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Re: Happy Birthday Kory
Happy birthday!
Re: Happy Birthday Kory
Thanks all! Nothing worse than birthday on a workday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Kory
It sure doesn't to me. I'm sure not looking forward to being in your position, gramps.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 7:28pmJesus Christ, you're only 34? I fucking hate that that seems really young.
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Re: Happy Birthday Kory
Oh man, you could not have chosen a worse AAF photo.
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Re: Happy Birthday Kory
I'm closer to death than you and you can't take that from me!Kory wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 8:09pmIt sure doesn't to me. I'm sure not looking forward to being in your position, gramps.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 7:28pmJesus Christ, you're only 34? I fucking hate that that seems really young.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Happy Birthday Kory
Unless I fall off a cliff or something.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 8:22pmI'm closer to death than you and you can't take that from me!Kory wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 8:09pmIt sure doesn't to me. I'm sure not looking forward to being in your position, gramps.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Feb 2017, 7:28pmJesus Christ, you're only 34? I fucking hate that that seems really young.
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