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Happy Birthday Kory

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I can't believe you bastards haven't wished him a happy birthday yet. :naughty: :shifty:
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Here, have a proper pizza for your birthday...

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Happy birthday Kory! Everything is terrible but at least there's some good music in the world!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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I am nightmare fuel, not a topping!

Happy birthday, sir. You make this place better.
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Happy birthday you magnificent son of a bitch.
a lifetime serving one machine
Is ten times worse than prison


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Happy birthday to a swell fella. Here are two great things you love:
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Happy birthday Kory.


Kory in his younger days

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Jesus Christ, you're only 34? I fucking hate that that seems really young.
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Happy birthday!

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Thanks all! Nothing worse than birthday on a workday!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2017, 7:28pm
Jesus Christ, you're only 34? I fucking hate that that seems really young.
It sure doesn't to me. I'm sure not looking forward to being in your position, gramps.
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Flex wrote:
13 Feb 2017, 2:00pm
Happy birthday Kory! Everything is terrible but at least there's some good music in the world!
Ah, the Amanda Palmer approach!
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matedog wrote:
13 Feb 2017, 3:24pm
Happy birthday to a swell fella. Here are two great things you love:
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Oh man, you could not have chosen a worse AAF photo.
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Kory wrote:
13 Feb 2017, 8:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2017, 7:28pm
Jesus Christ, you're only 34? I fucking hate that that seems really young.
It sure doesn't to me. I'm sure not looking forward to being in your position, gramps.
I'm closer to death than you and you can't take that from me!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2017, 8:22pm
Kory wrote:
13 Feb 2017, 8:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
13 Feb 2017, 7:28pm
Jesus Christ, you're only 34? I fucking hate that that seems really young.
It sure doesn't to me. I'm sure not looking forward to being in your position, gramps.
I'm closer to death than you and you can't take that from me!
Unless I fall off a cliff or something.
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