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“He’s a human being,” his attorney, Stephen Harris, said at the bail hearing Monday. “He freaked out and thought he was going to prison, so he tried to hide the bodies. Nobody knows how you’re going to react when you kill two people.”

Well, when you put it that way...
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
“He’s a human being,” his attorney, Stephen Harris, said at the bail hearing Monday. “He freaked out and thought he was going to prison, so he tried to hide the bodies. Nobody knows how you’re going to react when you kill two people.”

Well, when you put it that way...
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It's a neat new defense for any first-time awful. Hey, can't really blame Truman—you never really know what to make the first time you order a city incinerated by an atomic bomb. Can't get too upset with Stalin—no one had ever tried forced collectivization on that scale, so the tens of millions of people who perished are just bad luck. Bush and Cheney had no idea what kind of shitshow they were unleashing in the Middle East, so cut them some slack.
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New Yorker tries too hard to acculturate: http://gawker.com/barber-allegedly-pull ... 1776153128
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http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/201 ... -salvation

You can have your mint juleps; Sherman's got himself a Dunkies drive-thru window. :naughty:

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/201 ... -salvation

You can have your mint juleps; Sherman's got himself a Dunkies drive-thru window. :naughty:
"Private Hoy, here's your strawberry mocha frappacino, with non-dairy whipped cream. Now do your duty!"
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Feb 2017, 7:43am
Yale to Wolter: Drop Dead
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/yal ... 0?tiall3di&
I like the move of honoring a Troop, thus putting the anti PC crowd in a tough spot of having to condemn a Troop Honoring in order to scold snowflakes for recognizing the obvious fact that Calhoun was a piece of a shit.
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Flex wrote:
12 Feb 2017, 12:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Feb 2017, 7:43am
Yale to Wolter: Drop Dead
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/yal ... 0?tiall3di&
I like the move of honoring a Troop, thus putting the anti PC crowd in a tough spot of having to condemn a Troop Honoring in order to scold snowflakes for recognizing the obvious fact that Calhoun was a piece of a shit.
I disagree about the tough spot. Being conservative means being angry as fuck at everything, all the time. Figuring out why is a minor post hoc thing.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Feb 2017, 1:12pm
I disagree about the tough spot. Being conservative means being angry as fuck at everything, all the time. Figuring out why is a minor post hoc thing.
I've already called a Facebook "friend" complaining about this a troop-hater this morning which made him explosively angry to the point of incoherence. It was great.
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Flex wrote:
12 Feb 2017, 1:22pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Feb 2017, 1:12pm
I disagree about the tough spot. Being conservative means being angry as fuck at everything, all the time. Figuring out why is a minor post hoc thing.
I've already called a Facebook "friend" complaining about this a troop-hater this morning which made him explosively angry to the point of incoherence. It was great.
It's gonna take buying a lot of flags and yellow ribbon car magnets to calm himself.
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How the fuck has Wolter not talked about this before?
http://jezebel.com/beware-the-lizard-man-1797951156
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