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Re: NFL Mega Thread

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Onion front page is excellent this morning. Psychopath Bellichick is right up there with Onion Biden and Too Much Information Kevin Youkilis as consistently top-notch alternate personas.
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Re: NFL Mega Thread

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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 06 Feb 2017, 1:04pm

Has Bill Simmons explained yet how the game was like Teen Wolf?
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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by matedog » 06 Feb 2017, 1:40pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Feb 2017, 1:04pm
Has Bill Simmons explained yet how the game was like Teen Wolf?
Edelman's catch was not unlike the scene where Teen Wolf surfs on the car to "I Get Around."
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 06 Feb 2017, 1:41pm

matedog wrote:
06 Feb 2017, 1:40pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Feb 2017, 1:04pm
Has Bill Simmons explained yet how the game was like Teen Wolf?
Edelman's catch was not unlike the scene where Teen Wolf surfs on the car to "I Get Around."
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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by matedog » 06 Feb 2017, 1:58pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Feb 2017, 1:41pm
matedog wrote:
06 Feb 2017, 1:40pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Feb 2017, 1:04pm
Has Bill Simmons explained yet how the game was like Teen Wolf?
Edelman's catch was not unlike the scene where Teen Wolf surfs on the car to "I Get Around."
Yup, these are my readers!
Damn, it was "Surfin USA."
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by tepista » 06 Feb 2017, 7:44pm

You know, it's not the Patriots that I hate. It's just all of their fans, and anyone who lives in that part of the country and anyone who roots for them. And also some of the players.
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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by matedog » 06 Feb 2017, 7:46pm

tepista wrote:
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You know, it's not the Patriots that I hate. It's just all of their fans, and anyone who lives in that part of the country and anyone who roots for them. And also some of the players.
And Billicheck.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by tepista » 06 Feb 2017, 7:51pm

matedog wrote:
06 Feb 2017, 7:46pm
tepista wrote:
06 Feb 2017, 7:44pm
You know, it's not the Patriots that I hate. It's just all of their fans, and anyone who lives in that part of the country and anyone who roots for them. And also some of the players.
And Billicheck.
especially Billacheck.

Hey, doesn't Artur Blank look like the don from Simpsons?

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Re: NFL Mega Thread

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Double post. Because I love hate so much.
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Re: NFL Mega Thread

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Re: NFL Mega Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 07 Feb 2017, 7:13am

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Hate feeds me.
Then let IMCT make you a wholly unlikeable obese bastard!
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