Thanks Wolt. This is the closest thing to a "go pats" I've heard from a non fan in about a decade.
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Wiggle - you can raise the dead
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Do it for revbob the Mick and especially Rat "Sully" Patrol. They bleed Boston civic pride and need our support. We gotta come together.
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My sole interest would be to see the Pats lose again. I don't give a shit about a team from Atlanta.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Feb 2017, 7:21amDo it for revbob the Mick and especially Rat "Sully" Patrol. They bleed Boston civic pride and need our support. We gotta come together.
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There's that wry New England sense of humour. Don't worry, you'll still be able to wear your Bill B. hoodie with pride on Monday.revbob wrote: ↑02 Feb 2017, 9:06amMy sole interest would be to see the Pats lose again. I don't give a shit about a team from Atlanta.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Feb 2017, 7:21amDo it for revbob the Mick and especially Rat "Sully" Patrol. They bleed Boston civic pride and need our support. We gotta come together.
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I only care about the Puppy Bowl, the only bowl that matters. Stray rescue has 5 pups playing!
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I heard one of them makes Michael Vick fight cage matches.
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Don't tempt me to send them this idea.
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There's still pro sports teams in Atlanta? I thought Winnipeg stole them all.revbob wrote: ↑02 Feb 2017, 9:06amMy sole interest would be to see the Pats lose again. I don't give a shit about a team from Atlanta.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Feb 2017, 7:21amDo it for revbob the Mick and especially Rat "Sully" Patrol. They bleed Boston civic pride and need our support. We gotta come together.
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The meatheads of Calgary demand you acknowledge who did it first.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑02 Feb 2017, 12:33pmThere's still pro sports teams in Atlanta? I thought Winnipeg stole them all.revbob wrote: ↑02 Feb 2017, 9:06amMy sole interest would be to see the Pats lose again. I don't give a shit about a team from Atlanta.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Feb 2017, 7:21amDo it for revbob the Mick and especially Rat "Sully" Patrol. They bleed Boston civic pride and need our support. We gotta come together.
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I have virtually no opinion on Tom Brady's life and career whatsoever, except for him being kinda a shitty dad to his first kid with Bridget Moynihan who he's more or less cut out of his life. However, I remember attending a keggar in the early-00's after the first SB win with a guy who used to live on the same dorm floor as him at Michigan. He said Brady had "far and away" the campus's largest and most diverse porn film collection in his dorm room, with encyclopedic knowledge of every felch and steamer therein. It was like a VHS and DVD lending library and smut cinema for the whole campus. The guy remarked how unsettlingly casual Brady was about this, and that he's never been able to reconcile this incongruency with the rest of Brady's famously whitebread personality...which was just as all-around nice and subtly Stepfordian in self-curation back when he was small-time. This conversation on a boozy night in Allston 16+ years ago is pretty much my only lasting well-formed memory of the Brady era.
Extrapolating from the cubic footage of an average 2-person undergrad dorm room in a generic tower on the quad at a huge state school like Michigan, and the need to reserve some of that space for non- porn viewing life necessities like maintaining sleep cycle, clothing storage, maintaining suitable oxygen supply for the occupants, cheating on homework, and space set aside for fucking...while an impressive career feat in its own right, I'm pretty sure Hideki Matsui still dominates that G.O.A.T. debate on the first ballot.
Extrapolating from the cubic footage of an average 2-person undergrad dorm room in a generic tower on the quad at a huge state school like Michigan, and the need to reserve some of that space for non- porn viewing life necessities like maintaining sleep cycle, clothing storage, maintaining suitable oxygen supply for the occupants, cheating on homework, and space set aside for fucking...while an impressive career feat in its own right, I'm pretty sure Hideki Matsui still dominates that G.O.A.T. debate on the first ballot.
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Dan Shaughnessy is sprouting a boner that should be physically impossible for his hatefully withered prostate, and can think of no more perfect and true pleasure before his column deadline than slamming it repeatedly in the door of his '89 Dodge Shadow in throbbing ecstasy.
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What kind of city loses a championship game to Atlanta, besides Cleveland? The Pats should have to surrender one of their wins for that.
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Well...that score tied up in a hurry.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Feb 2017, 10:40pmWhat kind of city loses a championship game to Atlanta, besides Cleveland? The Pats should have to surrender one of their wins for that.
(No fucking idea how...TV off, checked score like 3 times all night...going to bed soon).
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I've had to get out of bed to see how this turns out. Christ on a bike, the Trumpatriots are wrecking my sleep routine!Rat Patrol wrote: ↑05 Feb 2017, 11:06pmWell...that score tied up in a hurry.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑05 Feb 2017, 10:40pmWhat kind of city loses a championship game to Atlanta, besides Cleveland? The Pats should have to surrender one of their wins for that.
(No fucking idea how...TV off, checked score like 3 times all night...going to bed soon).
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