Sweet action for kids 'n' cretins. Marjoram and capers.
Spiff
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by Spiff » 24 Dec 2016, 10:11am
Rat Patrol wrote: http://www.universalhub.com/2016/city-h ... ni-smashes
On the bright side, all the eager-eyed little tykes who went home in tears because the sauced driver ruined their Christmas Wonderland in the City just got an important dry run for all those future Christmas Eves where they have to fetch Dad from the corner stool at Paddy's Pub before midnight because "Santa" doesn't deliver with a suspended license.
Best comment (of many great ones):
The important question: Did the Masshole driver spill his Dunks?
Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
D'you know that you can use it?
-- There's no fairytale ending with cocaine.
Rat Patrol
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by Rat Patrol » 06 Jan 2017, 7:46am
BostonBeaneater
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by BostonBeaneater » 06 Jan 2017, 11:06am
If you're going to do something illegal at least make it interesting.
Rat Patrol
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by Rat Patrol » 06 Jan 2017, 11:31am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
If you're going to do something illegal at least make it interesting.
It apparently was interesting enough to BPD to rise to the level of sting operation. We've come a long way from the Boston Strangler.
Joe Strummer wrote: Arborcide is a crime!
Rat Patrol
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by Rat Patrol » 16 Jan 2017, 11:32pm
tepista
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by tepista » 22 Jan 2017, 1:25pm
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
revbob
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by revbob » 22 Jan 2017, 2:21pm
The ball boy probably had a hand in this.
Its a time honored tradition, cheating = Pats win.
BostonBeaneater
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by BostonBeaneater » 22 Jan 2017, 10:56pm
revbob wrote: ↑ 22 Jan 2017, 2:21pm
The ball boy probably had a hand in this.
Its a time honored tradition, cheating = Pats win.
As goes America.
Spiff
Mostly Nekkid
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by Spiff » 23 Jan 2017, 9:46am
A question I pondered way back in 1991:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/rea ... mmonwealth
(Tim Walker is my name IRL.)
Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
D'you know that you can use it?
-- There's no fairytale ending with cocaine.
JennyB
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by JennyB » 23 Jan 2017, 10:36am
I loved TSD. Is it still around? Also, this is great:
"Oh, fine, Timsy, stir up the revolutionaries. "
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
revbob
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by revbob » 23 Jan 2017, 9:51pm
...to avoid the imperialist taint
That's some great advice there.
Dr. Medulla
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by Dr. Medulla » 29 Jan 2017, 6:08pm
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Rat Patrol
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by Rat Patrol » 14 Feb 2017, 2:36am
Cleanup from snowstorm #2 in 3 days is progressing as expected:
Parking is War.