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Post by BostonBeaneater » 05 Jan 2017, 6:13pm

I can'ts waits any longah!

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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Flex » 05 Jan 2017, 6:16pm

I've gone erect. Bring on 2017.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Boddington » 05 Jan 2017, 8:49pm

Flex wrote:I've gone erect. Bring on 2017.
That Tek-Arod pic does it for me every time.

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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Rat Patrol » 09 Jan 2017, 12:08pm

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2017/01/09/m ... -in-japan/

...to play baseball or shoot a reality series about him ordering that poison fish that nearly killed Homer Simpson?
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Rat Patrol » 17 Jan 2017, 8:07am

http://www.courant.com/entertainment/tv ... story.html

How about NO, and we institute a moratorium on rich writer-socialite Brooklyn Dodgers truthers being allowed to switch 'lovable loser' affiliations trendily after-the-fact then chew up an hour of screentime ponderously explaining why bandwagoneering is as American as War. Also, George Will isn't available anymore because he's now a crazy derelict roaming the streets of Georgetown scouring garbage dumpsters for discarded bipartisanship he can never find.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Dr. Medulla » 17 Jan 2017, 9:08am

Rat Patrol wrote:
17 Jan 2017, 8:07am
http://www.courant.com/entertainment/tv ... story.html

How about NO, and we institute a moratorium on rich writer-socialite Brooklyn Dodgers truthers being allowed to switch 'lovable loser' affiliations trendily after-the-fact then chew up an hour of screentime ponderously explaining why bandwagoneering is as American as War. Also, George Will isn't available anymore because he's now a crazy derelict roaming the streets of Georgetown scouring garbage dumpsters for discarded bipartisanship he can never find.
But George has been storing up perfect counters between the Cubs' century of socialist failure versus the insights of Milton Friedman and the University of Chicago School of Economics, along with the links between the curse of the billy goat and the curse of FDR's court-packing scheme.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by BostonBeaneater » 17 Jan 2017, 10:48am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2017, 9:08am
Rat Patrol wrote:
17 Jan 2017, 8:07am
http://www.courant.com/entertainment/tv ... story.html

How about NO, and we institute a moratorium on rich writer-socialite Brooklyn Dodgers truthers being allowed to switch 'lovable loser' affiliations trendily after-the-fact then chew up an hour of screentime ponderously explaining why bandwagoneering is as American as War. Also, George Will isn't available anymore because he's now a crazy derelict roaming the streets of Georgetown scouring garbage dumpsters for discarded bipartisanship he can never find.
But George has been storing up perfect counters between the Cubs' century of socialist failure versus the insights of Milton Friedman and the University of Chicago School of Economics, along with the links between the curse of the billy goat and the curse of FDR's court-packing scheme.
I could see doing this for the Padres, but the Cubs?
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 17 Jan 2017, 11:03am

BostonBeaneater wrote:
17 Jan 2017, 10:48am
I could see doing this for the Padres, but the Cubs?
Story idea: Ken Burns has his entire family kidnapped. The perpetrators order him to produce an eight-hour documentary on the San Diego Padres or else they will die. Can he save them? And if he does, will he still exist in any meaningful sense?
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Rat Patrol » 17 Jan 2017, 11:50am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2017, 11:03am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
17 Jan 2017, 10:48am
I could see doing this for the Padres, but the Cubs?
Story idea: Ken Burns has his entire family kidnapped. The perpetrators order him to produce an eight-hour documentary on the San Diego Padres or else they will die. Can he save them? And if he does, will he still exist in any meaningful sense?
You know, the Padres' 40-year struggle for relevance is a lot like the Brooklyn Dodgers. . .
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Dr. Medulla » 17 Jan 2017, 12:25pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
17 Jan 2017, 11:50am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2017, 11:03am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
17 Jan 2017, 10:48am
I could see doing this for the Padres, but the Cubs?
Story idea: Ken Burns has his entire family kidnapped. The perpetrators order him to produce an eight-hour documentary on the San Diego Padres or else they will die. Can he save them? And if he does, will he still exist in any meaningful sense?
You know, the Padres' 40-year struggle for relevance is a lot like the Brooklyn Dodgers. . .
After assembling 45 minutes of material, a panicked Burns just throws in shots of Ebbets Field and Billy Crystal.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Wolter » 17 Jan 2017, 6:13pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2017, 12:25pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
17 Jan 2017, 11:50am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jan 2017, 11:03am
BostonBeaneater wrote:
17 Jan 2017, 10:48am
I could see doing this for the Padres, but the Cubs?
Story idea: Ken Burns has his entire family kidnapped. The perpetrators order him to produce an eight-hour documentary on the San Diego Padres or else they will die. Can he save them? And if he does, will he still exist in any meaningful sense?
You know, the Padres' 40-year struggle for relevance is a lot like the Brooklyn Dodgers. . .
After assembling 45 minutes of material, a panicked Burns just throws in shots of Ebbets Field and Billy Crystal.
He's not even sure if he's interviewing Branford or Winton Marsalis at this point. For all he knows, it's Julianna Margulies.
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Re: MLB 2017

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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Rat Patrol » 19 Jan 2017, 12:31pm

FINALLY...Tim Raines is in the HoF! Justice served at last.
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Re: MLB 2017

Post by Inder » 22 Jan 2017, 12:01pm



Jeez. Awful news.

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