MLB 2017
- BostonBeaneater
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MLB 2017
I can'ts waits any longah!
- Flex
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Re: MLB 2017
I've gone erect. Bring on 2017.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
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Wiggle - you can raise the dead
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Re: MLB 2017
That Tek-Arod pic does it for me every time.Flex wrote:I've gone erect. Bring on 2017.
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Re: MLB 2017
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2017/01/09/m ... -in-japan/
...to play baseball or shoot a reality series about him ordering that poison fish that nearly killed Homer Simpson?
...to play baseball or shoot a reality series about him ordering that poison fish that nearly killed Homer Simpson?
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Re: MLB 2017
http://www.courant.com/entertainment/tv ... story.html
How about NO, and we institute a moratorium on rich writer-socialite Brooklyn Dodgers truthers being allowed to switch 'lovable loser' affiliations trendily after-the-fact then chew up an hour of screentime ponderously explaining why bandwagoneering is as American as War. Also, George Will isn't available anymore because he's now a crazy derelict roaming the streets of Georgetown scouring garbage dumpsters for discarded bipartisanship he can never find.
How about NO, and we institute a moratorium on rich writer-socialite Brooklyn Dodgers truthers being allowed to switch 'lovable loser' affiliations trendily after-the-fact then chew up an hour of screentime ponderously explaining why bandwagoneering is as American as War. Also, George Will isn't available anymore because he's now a crazy derelict roaming the streets of Georgetown scouring garbage dumpsters for discarded bipartisanship he can never find.
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Re: MLB 2017
But George has been storing up perfect counters between the Cubs' century of socialist failure versus the insights of Milton Friedman and the University of Chicago School of Economics, along with the links between the curse of the billy goat and the curse of FDR's court-packing scheme.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑17 Jan 2017, 8:07amhttp://www.courant.com/entertainment/tv ... story.html
How about NO, and we institute a moratorium on rich writer-socialite Brooklyn Dodgers truthers being allowed to switch 'lovable loser' affiliations trendily after-the-fact then chew up an hour of screentime ponderously explaining why bandwagoneering is as American as War. Also, George Will isn't available anymore because he's now a crazy derelict roaming the streets of Georgetown scouring garbage dumpsters for discarded bipartisanship he can never find.
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- BostonBeaneater
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Re: MLB 2017
I could see doing this for the Padres, but the Cubs?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2017, 9:08amBut George has been storing up perfect counters between the Cubs' century of socialist failure versus the insights of Milton Friedman and the University of Chicago School of Economics, along with the links between the curse of the billy goat and the curse of FDR's court-packing scheme.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑17 Jan 2017, 8:07amhttp://www.courant.com/entertainment/tv ... story.html
How about NO, and we institute a moratorium on rich writer-socialite Brooklyn Dodgers truthers being allowed to switch 'lovable loser' affiliations trendily after-the-fact then chew up an hour of screentime ponderously explaining why bandwagoneering is as American as War. Also, George Will isn't available anymore because he's now a crazy derelict roaming the streets of Georgetown scouring garbage dumpsters for discarded bipartisanship he can never find.
- Dr. Medulla
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Re: MLB 2017
Story idea: Ken Burns has his entire family kidnapped. The perpetrators order him to produce an eight-hour documentary on the San Diego Padres or else they will die. Can he save them? And if he does, will he still exist in any meaningful sense?
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: MLB 2017
You know, the Padres' 40-year struggle for relevance is a lot like the Brooklyn Dodgers. . .Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2017, 11:03amStory idea: Ken Burns has his entire family kidnapped. The perpetrators order him to produce an eight-hour documentary on the San Diego Padres or else they will die. Can he save them? And if he does, will he still exist in any meaningful sense?
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Re: MLB 2017
After assembling 45 minutes of material, a panicked Burns just throws in shots of Ebbets Field and Billy Crystal.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑17 Jan 2017, 11:50amYou know, the Padres' 40-year struggle for relevance is a lot like the Brooklyn Dodgers. . .Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2017, 11:03amStory idea: Ken Burns has his entire family kidnapped. The perpetrators order him to produce an eight-hour documentary on the San Diego Padres or else they will die. Can he save them? And if he does, will he still exist in any meaningful sense?
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Re: MLB 2017
He's not even sure if he's interviewing Branford or Winton Marsalis at this point. For all he knows, it's Julianna Margulies.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2017, 12:25pmAfter assembling 45 minutes of material, a panicked Burns just throws in shots of Ebbets Field and Billy Crystal.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑17 Jan 2017, 11:50amYou know, the Padres' 40-year struggle for relevance is a lot like the Brooklyn Dodgers. . .Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Jan 2017, 11:03amStory idea: Ken Burns has his entire family kidnapped. The perpetrators order him to produce an eight-hour documentary on the San Diego Padres or else they will die. Can he save them? And if he does, will he still exist in any meaningful sense?
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Re: MLB 2017
FINALLY...Tim Raines is in the HoF! Justice served at last.
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