Buy the ball bag massager.Dr. Medulla wrote:My choices are limited, sir. The other possibility is a whiskey decanter set.BostonBeaneater wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:Anyone own an oak bottle? I have some airmiles to cash in soon and in the catalogue I came across this thing, a bottle made of oak that claims to seriously elevate the taste of the booze poured into it, assuming you let it sit for a day or two. It's going for a couple hundred dollars on Amazon and there's no way I'd ever spend real money on that, but blowing airmiles is another thing.
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Who likes Scotch?
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tepista wrote:Who likes Scotch?
I enjoy it from time to time.
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I think I drank Scotch 2 times in my life when I was pretending to be a grown up. yuk. Someone gave me a $50 bottle though.BostonBeaneater wrote:tepista wrote:Who likes Scotch?
I enjoy it from time to time.
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My advice is to add a little water. It will take the sting out and open up the flavor.tepista wrote:I think I drank Scotch 2 times in my life when I was pretending to be a grown up. yuk. Someone gave me a $50 bottle though.BostonBeaneater wrote:tepista wrote:Who likes Scotch?
I enjoy it from time to time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZmSeBI6Bp4BostonBeaneater wrote:My advice is to add a little water. It will take the sting out and open up the flavor.tepista wrote:I think I drank Scotch 2 times in my life when I was pretending to be a grown up. yuk. Someone gave me a $50 bottle though.BostonBeaneater wrote:tepista wrote:Who likes Scotch?
I enjoy it from time to time.
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I bought some Cold Duck, which I haven't had in over 20 years. Oh, many a night teenage tep drank a bottle of duck by himself to the soothing sounds of Venom and Slayer and threw the fuck up. Let's hope it happens again tonight!
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I demand a rolling thread of your experience.tepista wrote:I bought some Cold Duck, which I haven't had in over 20 years. Oh, many a night teenage tep drank a bottle of duck by himself to the soothing sounds of Venom and Slayer and threw the fuck up. Let's hope it happens again tonight!
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Well, the setting will be different, it will be at our degenerate poker game. I announced on the text thread...BostonBeaneater wrote:I demand a rolling thread of your experience.
Me:I've got COLD DUCK!
i got 2 bottles, if everyone wants some I'll bring both, but if you nerds are gonna sit out i'll just bring one
friend: I'm not familiar but also not driving. Illl drink anything.
Me:cheap sparkling red wine, as seen on TV's Sanford & Son
I can't remember how many times as a teenager I drank a bottle of Duck by myself in my garage, then threw up.
friend:Oh yes. Maybe I'll reconsider.
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Keep the play by play coming.tepista wrote:Well, the setting will be different, it will be at our degenerate poker game. I announced on the text thread...BostonBeaneater wrote:I demand a rolling thread of your experience.
Me:I've got COLD DUCK!
i got 2 bottles, if everyone wants some I'll bring both, but if you nerds are gonna sit out i'll just bring one
friend: I'm not familiar but also not driving. Illl drink anything.
Me:cheap sparkling red wine, as seen on TV's Sanford & Son
I can't remember how many times as a teenager I drank a bottle of Duck by myself in my garage, then threw up.
friend:Oh yes. Maybe I'll reconsider.
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Seconded.BostonBeaneater wrote:Keep the play by play coming.tepista wrote:Well, the setting will be different, it will be at our degenerate poker game. I announced on the text thread...BostonBeaneater wrote:I demand a rolling thread of your experience.
Me:I've got COLD DUCK!
i got 2 bottles, if everyone wants some I'll bring both, but if you nerds are gonna sit out i'll just bring one
friend: I'm not familiar but also not driving. Illl drink anything.
Me:cheap sparkling red wine, as seen on TV's Sanford & Son
I can't remember how many times as a teenager I drank a bottle of Duck by myself in my garage, then threw up.
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Cold duck was the first wine I ever had as a kid. My mom would drink it sometimes and I'd take a few sips. She was more of a Johnny Mathis/National King Cole fan though.
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Johnny Mathis/Nat King Cole fans like to throw up after downing too much cheap wine at a poker game, too. My grandmother did that well into her 80's.revbob wrote:Cold duck was the first wine I ever had as a kid. My mom would drink it sometimes and I'd take a few sips. She was more of a Johnny Mathis/National King Cole fan though.
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Well, when I was a teenager it took me most of the night to drink a bottle of duck, this time took me an hour and I got really drunk. no one else wanted any, but a few took a sip and the responses were anywhere from "Oh, that's not so bad" to "EEEW!" I had planned to follow up with a buncha tequila shot, as I normally would, but it left me pretty chill. My friends say I'm funny on the rare occasions I drink wine, what do they know? It was like 6-7PM when I drank it, I let the buzz linger and didn't start doing shots til like 10. We played poker til about 330, I kinda broke even, maybe slightly under. Got really high, too. No vomit.
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