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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

Post by BostonBeaneater » 09 Nov 2016, 2:26am

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Dr. Medulla wrote:Anyone own an oak bottle? I have some airmiles to cash in soon and in the catalogue I came across this thing, a bottle made of oak that claims to seriously elevate the taste of the booze poured into it, assuming you let it sit for a day or two. It's going for a couple hundred dollars on Amazon and there's no way I'd ever spend real money on that, but blowing airmiles is another thing.

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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

Post by tepista » 21 Dec 2016, 8:01pm

Who likes Scotch?
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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

Post by BostonBeaneater » 21 Dec 2016, 8:19pm

tepista wrote:Who likes Scotch?

I enjoy it from time to time.
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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

Post by tepista » 22 Dec 2016, 12:53pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
tepista wrote:Who likes Scotch?

I enjoy it from time to time.
I think I drank Scotch 2 times in my life when I was pretending to be a grown up. yuk. Someone gave me a $50 bottle though.
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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

Post by BostonBeaneater » 22 Dec 2016, 1:40pm

tepista wrote:
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tepista wrote:Who likes Scotch?

I enjoy it from time to time.
I think I drank Scotch 2 times in my life when I was pretending to be a grown up. yuk. Someone gave me a $50 bottle though.
My advice is to add a little water. It will take the sting out and open up the flavor.
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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

Post by tepista » 22 Dec 2016, 5:21pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
tepista wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
tepista wrote:Who likes Scotch?

I enjoy it from time to time.
I think I drank Scotch 2 times in my life when I was pretending to be a grown up. yuk. Someone gave me a $50 bottle though.
My advice is to add a little water. It will take the sting out and open up the flavor.
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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

Post by tepista » 07 Jan 2017, 7:39pm

I bought some Cold Duck, which I haven't had in over 20 years. Oh, many a night teenage tep drank a bottle of duck by himself to the soothing sounds of Venom and Slayer and threw the fuck up. Let's hope it happens again tonight!

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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

Post by BostonBeaneater » 07 Jan 2017, 7:50pm

tepista wrote:I bought some Cold Duck, which I haven't had in over 20 years. Oh, many a night teenage tep drank a bottle of duck by himself to the soothing sounds of Venom and Slayer and threw the fuck up. Let's hope it happens again tonight!

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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

Post by tepista » 07 Jan 2017, 8:09pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:I demand a rolling thread of your experience.
Well, the setting will be different, it will be at our degenerate poker game. I announced on the text thread...

Me:I've got COLD DUCK!
i got 2 bottles, if everyone wants some I'll bring both, but if you nerds are gonna sit out i'll just bring one

friend: I'm not familiar but also not driving. Illl drink anything.

Me:cheap sparkling red wine, as seen on TV's Sanford & Son
I can't remember how many times as a teenager I drank a bottle of Duck by myself in my garage, then threw up.

friend:Oh yes. Maybe I'll reconsider.
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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

Post by BostonBeaneater » 07 Jan 2017, 9:28pm

tepista wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:I demand a rolling thread of your experience.
Well, the setting will be different, it will be at our degenerate poker game. I announced on the text thread...

Me:I've got COLD DUCK!
i got 2 bottles, if everyone wants some I'll bring both, but if you nerds are gonna sit out i'll just bring one

friend: I'm not familiar but also not driving. Illl drink anything.

Me:cheap sparkling red wine, as seen on TV's Sanford & Son
I can't remember how many times as a teenager I drank a bottle of Duck by myself in my garage, then threw up.

friend:Oh yes. Maybe I'll reconsider.
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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

Post by Wolter » 07 Jan 2017, 10:42pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
tepista wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:I demand a rolling thread of your experience.
Well, the setting will be different, it will be at our degenerate poker game. I announced on the text thread...

Me:I've got COLD DUCK!
i got 2 bottles, if everyone wants some I'll bring both, but if you nerds are gonna sit out i'll just bring one

friend: I'm not familiar but also not driving. Illl drink anything.

Me:cheap sparkling red wine, as seen on TV's Sanford & Son
I can't remember how many times as a teenager I drank a bottle of Duck by myself in my garage, then threw up.

friend:Oh yes. Maybe I'll reconsider.
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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

Post by revbob » 07 Jan 2017, 11:11pm

Cold duck was the first wine I ever had as a kid. My mom would drink it sometimes and I'd take a few sips. She was more of a Johnny Mathis/National King Cole fan though.

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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

Post by Rat Patrol » 08 Jan 2017, 12:52am

revbob wrote:Cold duck was the first wine I ever had as a kid. My mom would drink it sometimes and I'd take a few sips. She was more of a Johnny Mathis/National King Cole fan though.
Johnny Mathis/Nat King Cole fans like to throw up after downing too much cheap wine at a poker game, too. My grandmother did that well into her 80's.
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Re: Thread O'Booze REVISED!

Post by tepista » 08 Jan 2017, 3:16pm

Well, when I was a teenager it took me most of the night to drink a bottle of duck, this time took me an hour and I got really drunk. no one else wanted any, but a few took a sip and the responses were anywhere from "Oh, that's not so bad" to "EEEW!" I had planned to follow up with a buncha tequila shot, as I normally would, but it left me pretty chill. My friends say I'm funny on the rare occasions I drink wine, what do they know? It was like 6-7PM when I drank it, I let the buzz linger and didn't start doing shots til like 10. We played poker til about 330, I kinda broke even, maybe slightly under. Got really high, too. No vomit.
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