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Re: Hey limeys

Post by Rat Patrol » 06 Jan 2017, 5:24pm

101Walterton wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:British law enforcement racially profiles large urban black man skulking around looking suspicious: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho ... 10376.html
What a complete non story. Soldier does his job correctly and Queen doesn't get shot! Slow news day.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...slow down. You're going to have to explain this one very carefully for the septics. We don't know of this whole "assessing the situation with restraint" thing you speak of when packing intoxicating semi-automatic heat. :naughty:
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Re: Hey limeys

Post by Wolter » 06 Jan 2017, 8:24pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:British law enforcement racially profiles large urban black man skulking around looking suspicious: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho ... 10376.html
What a complete non story. Soldier does his job correctly and Queen doesn't get shot! Slow news day.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...slow down. You're going to have to explain this one very carefully for the septics. We don't know of this whole "assessing the situation with restraint" thing you speak of when packing intoxicating semi-automatic heat. :naughty:
The important thing to remember is that she graciously didn't call for his execution, despite his overly familiar tone.
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Re: Hey limeys

Post by Rat Patrol » 20 Jan 2017, 9:23pm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bri ... a735691f7e

See...now you lot are doing real good law enforcementin' the kind that makes the Colonies proud.
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Re: Hey limeys

Post by Rat Patrol » 28 Jun 2017, 6:32am

"This penis enlargement e-mail offer from the Falklands looks legit, sailor. [*clicks*] Oh, blimey. . ."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06 ... e-raising/
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Re: Hey limeys

Post by Dr. Medulla » 28 Jun 2017, 7:08am

Rat Patrol wrote:
28 Jun 2017, 6:32am
"This penis enlargement e-mail offer from the Falklands looks legit, sailor. [*clicks*] Oh, blimey. . ."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06 ... e-raising/
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Re: Hey limeys

Post by tepista » 03 Jul 2017, 5:47pm

Withnail and I. I recorded it. Any good, or something a septic is just gonna not understand what the fuck is going on?
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Re: Hey limeys

Post by Heston » 03 Jul 2017, 5:54pm

tepista wrote:
03 Jul 2017, 5:47pm
Withnail and I. I recorded it. Any good, or something a septic is just gonna not understand what the fuck is going on?
It's Marmite movie, even for Limeys. I suspect the latter
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Re: Hey limeys

Post by Wolter » 03 Jul 2017, 7:00pm

Heston wrote:
03 Jul 2017, 5:54pm
tepista wrote:
03 Jul 2017, 5:47pm
Withnail and I. I recorded it. Any good, or something a septic is just gonna not understand what the fuck is going on?
It's Marmite movie, even for Limeys. I suspect the latter
I do need to try Marmite at least once in my life. I tend to like those kind of bullshit foods that only like 5% of the population enjoys.
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Post by Flex » 04 Jul 2017, 8:04am

I tried marmite on this trip. Its taste isn't really classifiable as good or bad, although I didn't go out of my way to keep eating it.
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Re: Hey limeys

Post by tepista » 04 Jul 2017, 2:59pm

I marmite try it, I marmite not.
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Re: Hey limeys

Post by SandraM » 04 Jul 2017, 3:52pm

Withnail & I was disappointing. Unlike Marmite, which never disappoints.

Tep, have you seen Sir Henry at Rawlinson End? Very English and very bonkers.

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Re: Hey limeys

Post by tepista » 05 Jul 2017, 4:20pm

SandraM wrote:
04 Jul 2017, 3:52pm
Withnail & I was disappointing. Unlike Marmite, which never disappoints.

Tep, have you seen Sir Henry at Rawlinson End? Very English and very bonkers.
No, but I just looked it up and it looks nuts!
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Re: Hey limeys

Post by Dr. Medulla » 03 Nov 2017, 6:48am

Comments, observations, SM (and anyone else over there)?
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/02/opin ... ctionfront
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Re: Hey limeys

Post by Marky Dread » 03 Nov 2017, 7:17am

Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Nov 2017, 6:48am
Comments, observations, SM (and anyone else over there)?
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/02/opin ... ctionfront
If you do bad things to innocents because of your Status you deserve to fall . I hope more of these fuckers are uncovered and made to pay I also hope Kevin Spacey is a Tory

As for Brexit it will happen eventually and like everything in British politics it will fuck over the good people.
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