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I use this one frequently. As well as "Damn Hell Ass," which is infinitely appropriate for any situation.
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I certainly don't remember this

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One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
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Dr. Medulla wrote:One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
That's a decent joke. Do you know which season?
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Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
That's a decent joke. Do you know which season?
I second the decency of that joke
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tepista wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
That's a decent joke. Do you know which season?
I second the decency of that joke
The joke carries!
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Bankrobber wrote:
tepista wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:One of the newish Simpsons I caught today had this great line from Milhouse on parental wacka-wacka: "Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them."
That's a decent joke. Do you know which season?
I second the decency of that joke
The joke carries!
So moved.
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Sexay.
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FXX has been playing all Simpsons nonstop in order since Thanksgiving morning. I haven't watched my DVDs in a while, so it has been fun reacquainting myself with jokes I'd forgotten.
For example: Mr Burns while beekeeping -

That's it make the honey, honey for your children...fools!! Ha ha ha ha ha!

They are up to season five. It's amazing that since season three rolled around, literally anytime I turned back comedy gold is happening. It's also depressing to know that in another few days that gold is gone and around 400 episodes of garbage remains.
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The Cheech and Chong episode (2011) was pretty funny, then I left it on FXX and the next one wasnt so funny.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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