The Candidate We Deserve

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Has "Chris Knowles" just been an online alias all along?
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Finally, a vote I can morally support.

Addendum: In fact. James, up for an official Pex Lives presidential endorsement?
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Flex wrote:Finally, a vote I can morally support.

Addendum: In fact. James, up for an official Pex Lives presidential endorsement?
I don't agree with him on making parks safe, but I guess you got to compromise in a democratic system. I'm happy to endorse him.
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Why doesn't he use his time travel abilities to just win already?
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Spiff wrote:Why doesn't he use his time travel abilities to just win already?
Obviously he's done this before—probably many times—but the US government (under control of pyramid aliens and reverse vampires) keeps thwarting him. Hence, Plan B—everyone needs to eat eggs.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Spiff wrote:Why doesn't he use his time travel abilities to just win already?
Obviously he's done this before—probably many times—but the US government (under control of pyramid aliens and reverse vampires) keeps thwarting him. Hence, Plan B—everyone needs to eat eggs.
Sounds sensible. Why can't other candidates just tell it like it is???

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So the takeaway's that time-travellng sasquatch are stealing our eggs?
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JoseUnidos wrote:So the takeaway's that time-travellng sasquatch are stealing our eggs?
Yes. And we need to build a border wall around Canada to keep those 'illegal' interlopers out!

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