The WARRR AGAINST CHRISTMAS Thread!!6!

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The WARRR AGAINST CHRISTMAS Thread!!6!

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http://old.news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20111207 ... vity_brawl

Keep your hands outside the Nativity enclosure at all times. Once Baby Jesus gets a taste for human blood, we're gonna have to put him down.

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This happened about four streets away from me! I'll probably know the people involved once their names are released.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:This happened about four streets away from me! I'll probably know the people involved once their names are released.
Joseph
Mary
Jesus
Three Wise Men (probably wearing disguises)
Donkey
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Marky Dread wrote:
Heston wrote:This happened about four streets away from me! I'll probably know the people involved once their names are released.
Joseph
Mary
Jesus
Three Wise Men (probably wearing disguises)
Donkey
There's no virgins in Shields, mate.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Heston wrote:This happened about four streets away from me! I'll probably know the people involved once their names are released.
Joseph
Mary
Jesus
Three Wise Men (probably wearing disguises)
Donkey
There's no virgins in Shields, mate.
She's not the virgin mary, just the caretakers wife.
Image

Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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But the War on Christmas hurts white people in the US; those other wars involve brown people with false gods.
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One of my favorite Christmas songs: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colber ... eith-sings
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

Pex Lives!

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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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