Things I like about Millennials

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.
I plan on becoming a heroin addict.

Me too! I'd like to be 75 and told I have a year to live and get right on the horse.

That's my inspiration. But I don't expect to live a ripe old age. Something will go pop in my brain and that'll be that.
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Dr. Medulla wrote: That's my inspiration. But I don't expect to live a ripe old age. Something will go pop in my brain and that'll be that.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: That's my inspiration. But I don't expect to live a ripe old age. Something will go pop in my brain and that'll be that.
The death of Medulla:
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Dead before I hit the ground.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.
I plan on becoming a heroin addict.

Me too! I'd like to be 75 and told I have a year to live and get right on the horse.

I think that'd probably be my plan. Though I'd like a little longer than 75...
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Kory wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.
I plan on becoming a heroin addict.

Me too! I'd like to be 75 and told I have a year to live and get right on the horse.

I think that'd probably be my plan. Though I'd like a little longer than 75...
I guess it depends upon a few things. If I'm able to kick field goals, play darts and drink the sign me up for 90. If I'm drooling with a steamer in my pants then I'd rather check out early.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:I guess it depends upon a few things. If I'm able to kick field goals, play darts and drink the sign me up for 90. If I'm drooling with a steamer in my pants then I'd rather check out early.
So we're looking at a matter of weeks for you?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:I guess it depends upon a few things. If I'm able to kick field goals, play darts and drink the sign me up for 90. If I'm drooling with a steamer in my pants then I'd rather check out early.
So we're looking at a matter of weeks for you?
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I would like to punch the slang "on fleek" right in it's asshole.
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tepista wrote:I would like to punch the slang "on fleek" right in it's asshole.
The slang changes so goddamn quickly.

Apparently my own lingo is hopelessly archaic. I was told once that my use of the word "haunt" (as a noun) to describe a favorite bar was incomprehensible.
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eumaas wrote: I was told once that my use of the word "haunt" (as a noun) to describe a favorite bar was incomprehensible.
In that case you once had a conversation with an idiot.
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tepista wrote:
eumaas wrote: I was told once that my use of the word "haunt" (as a noun) to describe a favorite bar was incomprehensible.
In that case you once had a conversation with an idiot.
Apparently it is out of currency with the young folk.
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eumaas wrote:
tepista wrote:
eumaas wrote: I was told once that my use of the word "haunt" (as a noun) to describe a favorite bar was incomprehensible.
In that case you once had a conversation with an idiot.
Apparently it is out of currency with the young folk.
It's not even slang, it's in the dictionary. That's like not knowing what an automobile is cuz no one call it that.
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Apologies for the hijack, but just this morning I had a weird word pop up in my memory. I remembered that as a kid, condoms were known as dubes. And I realized I haven't encountered the word (to mean condom, anyway) in ages, so I wondered whether I was misremembering somehow. Urban Dictionary comes to the rescue: "condom...used by adolescents in Northern Canada"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... id=1583897
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Apologies for the hijack, but just this morning I had a weird word pop up in my memory. I remembered that as a kid, condoms were known as dubes. And I realized I haven't encountered the word (to mean condom, anyway) in ages, so I wondered whether I was misremembering somehow. Urban Dictionary comes to the rescue: "condom...used by adolescents in Northern Canada"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... id=1583897
Duberry (shortened to dubes) was the name given to anything you forgot the name of. It was like saying thingy.

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