That's my inspiration. But I don't expect to live a ripe old age. Something will go pop in my brain and that'll be that.BostonBeaneater wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:I plan on becoming a heroin addict.JennyB wrote:We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.Dr. Medulla wrote:But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.
Focus.
Me too! I'd like to be 75 and told I have a year to live and get right on the horse.
Things I like about Millennials
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The death of Medulla:Dr. Medulla wrote: That's my inspiration. But I don't expect to live a ripe old age. Something will go pop in my brain and that'll be that.
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Dead before I hit the ground.BostonBeaneater wrote:The death of Medulla:Dr. Medulla wrote: That's my inspiration. But I don't expect to live a ripe old age. Something will go pop in my brain and that'll be that.
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I think that'd probably be my plan. Though I'd like a little longer than 75...BostonBeaneater wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:I plan on becoming a heroin addict.JennyB wrote:We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.Dr. Medulla wrote:But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.
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Me too! I'd like to be 75 and told I have a year to live and get right on the horse.
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I guess it depends upon a few things. If I'm able to kick field goals, play darts and drink the sign me up for 90. If I'm drooling with a steamer in my pants then I'd rather check out early.Kory wrote:I think that'd probably be my plan. Though I'd like a little longer than 75...BostonBeaneater wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:I plan on becoming a heroin addict.JennyB wrote:We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.Dr. Medulla wrote:
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
Me too! I'd like to be 75 and told I have a year to live and get right on the horse.
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So we're looking at a matter of weeks for you?BostonBeaneater wrote:I guess it depends upon a few things. If I'm able to kick field goals, play darts and drink the sign me up for 90. If I'm drooling with a steamer in my pants then I'd rather check out early.
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Welp...I'm off the wagon again. If anyone needs me I'll be out starting a new murder spree.
Welp...I'm off the wagon again. If anyone needs me I'll be out starting a new murder spree.
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Past due.Dr. Medulla wrote:So we're looking at a matter of weeks for you?BostonBeaneater wrote:I guess it depends upon a few things. If I'm able to kick field goals, play darts and drink the sign me up for 90. If I'm drooling with a steamer in my pants then I'd rather check out early.
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I would like to punch the slang "on fleek" right in it's asshole.
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The slang changes so goddamn quickly.tepista wrote:I would like to punch the slang "on fleek" right in it's asshole.
Apparently my own lingo is hopelessly archaic. I was told once that my use of the word "haunt" (as a noun) to describe a favorite bar was incomprehensible.
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In that case you once had a conversation with an idiot.eumaas wrote: I was told once that my use of the word "haunt" (as a noun) to describe a favorite bar was incomprehensible.
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Apparently it is out of currency with the young folk.tepista wrote:In that case you once had a conversation with an idiot.eumaas wrote: I was told once that my use of the word "haunt" (as a noun) to describe a favorite bar was incomprehensible.
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It's not even slang, it's in the dictionary. That's like not knowing what an automobile is cuz no one call it that.eumaas wrote:Apparently it is out of currency with the young folk.tepista wrote:In that case you once had a conversation with an idiot.eumaas wrote: I was told once that my use of the word "haunt" (as a noun) to describe a favorite bar was incomprehensible.
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Apologies for the hijack, but just this morning I had a weird word pop up in my memory. I remembered that as a kid, condoms were known as dubes. And I realized I haven't encountered the word (to mean condom, anyway) in ages, so I wondered whether I was misremembering somehow. Urban Dictionary comes to the rescue: "condom...used by adolescents in Northern Canada"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... id=1583897
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... id=1583897
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Duberry (shortened to dubes) was the name given to anything you forgot the name of. It was like saying thingy.Dr. Medulla wrote:Apologies for the hijack, but just this morning I had a weird word pop up in my memory. I remembered that as a kid, condoms were known as dubes. And I realized I haven't encountered the word (to mean condom, anyway) in ages, so I wondered whether I was misremembering somehow. Urban Dictionary comes to the rescue: "condom...used by adolescents in Northern Canada"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... id=1583897