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I played bar trivia last night and most of the teams were Millennials. None of them seemed to have a clue about anything that happened before 2001.

We won.
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So, no questions about beards, vaping, and whatever the hell else they do while standing on my lawn?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:So, no questions about beards, vaping, and whatever the hell else they do while standing on my lawn?

This long time Dodgers manager was also a spokesman for slimfast...

I was the only one who got it.
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I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
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Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.
I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.
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Kory wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.
I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.
Kory was into weevil and oak sap pizza before it was cool.
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Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Well there's always a couple who are OK. Like non-raping priests and cops who don't murder.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.
I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.
Kory was into weevil and oak sap pizza before it was cool.
Weevil is actually a little dusty for me. I prefer katydid.
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Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Kory wrote:I'm a "millennial," and I consistently help my team win on Wednesdays. EAT IT!
Of course I'll EAT IT. I'm not one of those gluten free pizza haters.
I love gluten. Don't pack me in with those trend merchants.
Kory was into weevil and oak sap pizza before it was cool.
Weevil is actually a little dusty for me. I prefer katydid.
Poseur. Turn in your fife and unicycle.
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Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
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JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.
I plan on becoming a heroin addict.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Come on, guys. Let's fight the real enemy....the BOOMERS.

Focus.
But I wanna be contemptuous toward them both!
We unfortunately need the millenials for when it's time to be put in the home.
I plan on becoming a heroin addict.

Me too! I'd like to be 75 and told I have a year to live and get right on the horse.

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