*YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

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Dr. Medulla wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06 ... &ir=Canada

Edit: I have the math skills of a drunk chimp, so never mind my solution to this mystery.
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Medium-density fibreboard is going to save us from an attack from Mars?

Basically when the attack happens were going to have to resort to D-I-Y.
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http://altereddimensions.net/2014/area- ... itary-base

You've got to be pretty gullible to think that this guy "accidentally" drove in to Area 51. This was obviously all a smokescreen operation while Obama loots the public purse and widens the war against freedom. If it's in the news, it's a distraction, people.

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Report: Majority Of UFO Abductions Committed By Alien That Person Knows
WASHINGTON—Challenging commonly held misperceptions, the U.S. Department of Justice published a report this week revealing that the vast majority of UFO abductions are perpetrated by aliens a person knows rather than extraterrestrials unfamiliar to victims. “The popular notion of UFO abductions is of a person being beamed up into the sky by strange, hostile beings from Sirius or Andromeda, but the reality is that most of these abductions are committed by an extraterrestrial acquaintance the victim trusts and feels comfortable around,” DOJ spokesman Devin Shane said of the estimated 2,800 reported victims of UFO abduction last year, many of whom were taken against their will into an advanced spacecraft and subjected to psychological experiments and medical examinations by nonhuman entities they already knew through family or friends. “While it’s true that a significant number of abductions are still carried out by extrasolar reptilian beings with planetary invasion-related motives, data shows that known relationships with extraterrestrials are by far the greater danger to civilians, with many aliens committing abduction for personal reasons, such as indulging their own cravings for power, control, or revenge, or siphoning human energy from host bodies in order to replicate.” Officials noted, with a degree of optimism, that evidence now shows only 10 percent of all UFO abductions result in aliens impregnating the victim with thousands of eggs.
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There are fucking Truck Nutz™ on fucking Comet Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko!

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http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2014/07/25/ ... wikipedia/
Recent edits include adding claims that both the assassination of John F Kennedy and a supposed conspiracy to fake the Moon landings were the responsibility of Cuba, while Donald Rumsfeld’s profile was updated to refer to him as “an alien lizard who eats Mexican babies.”
So Wikipedia is banning the truth, huh?
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Rat Patrol wrote:Image

There are fucking Truck Nutz™ on fucking Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko!
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AND NOW THERE IS A FUCKING FACE ON THE FUCKING HEAD OF COMET 67P/CHURYUMOV-GERASIMENKO'S FUCKING PENIS!!!

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http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/curio ... -1.2747221

Why is NASA releasing photos that prove aliens are burying their dead on Mars, and then lying about the photos that prove aliens are their dead on Mars? Why doesn't NASA just not release those photos that prove aliens are burying their dead on Mars so that they don't have to lie about photos that prove aliens are burying their dead on Mars?!?! Expose the conspiracy!
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http://www.space.com/27939-weird-mars-p ... photo.html

THERE IS A FUCKING (unlidded) PIE ON FUCKING MARS!!! FUCKING SAFER COMMUNITIES TOGETHER!

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Rat Patrol wrote:Image

http://www.space.com/27939-weird-mars-p ... photo.html

THERE IS A FUCKING (unlidded) PIE ON FUCKING MARS!!! FUCKING SAFER COMMUNITIES TOGETHER!
And who would need to eat a Mars pie? Hungry ancient astronauts. Check and fucking mate, sheeple.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:Image

http://www.space.com/27939-weird-mars-p ... photo.html

THERE IS A FUCKING (unlidded) PIE ON FUCKING MARS!!! FUCKING SAFER COMMUNITIES TOGETHER!
And who would need to eat a Mars pie? Hungry ancient astronauts. Check and fucking mate, sheeple.
Don't underestimate the power of the Martians' Illudium-36 Explosive Space Modulating Pie. It's thermonuclear. :naughty:

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There are Martians and they're grease monkeys!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/2 ... 52762.html
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http://gizmodo.com/nasa-says-theres-str ... 1733357660
So, there's evidence of liquid water. I hereby change my view and now believe that there is face on Mars and it's responsible for ancient astronauts or whatever it's supposed to mean.
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There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
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