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Flex wrote:I wonder if Fingerpoppin' has ever been played in someone's vagina.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: (i) That's the kind of liberal PC faggot candy that lets pedophiles run daycares.
(ii) Is he? With the X-Men it's always just a matter of time before they join up with Magneto. Besides, isn't he related to Mystique? Apples, trees, fall.
(iii) Abbot and Costello did not hang out with monsters—they were tormented by them, like all good people are. Also, just because Lou Costello was fat doesn't make him evil, you bigot.
(iv) I amend my original statement to specify permanent neck bolts. That also negates the Iron Man caveat.
(v) Granted.
(vi) No man is responsible for the Shopaholic books. You will never convince me of that.
(vii) He's a Martian. How many times have Martians invaded Earth? He's a bad guy who's doing good deeds for an ulterior sinister purpose.
(viii) When a hobo takes your Masters of the Universe lunchbox, you'll see that they are evil. Yes, you'll certainly see. Also, when they sneak on railroad cars, they force the engineer to use more GHG-creating coal, thus destroying the planet. That isn't evil?
(ix) Reagan didn't like baseball. He made shit up while broadcasting games. Those are the actions of a man trying to destroy the game.
(x) Hulk, Swamp Thing, and Man Thing all scare kids and smell—classic monster behaviour. Until independent confirmation is received, I call printer's error on the yellow Frankenstein.
I should mention that I secretly prepared for this contingency, and have just pressed the button on my "Automatically Win the Argument" device. So nyaaah.
I, too, prepared for this contingency—thought of it when I was nine and a hobo in a Frankenstein mask took away my lunchbox—and have flooded the earth with Wolterite, an element that reduces your arguments to pablum. Prepare to sound like an idiot!
Aha!There's where you've made an error! I foresaw this possibility, and had Flex replace your Green Wolterite with harmless Blue Wolterite, which only has the effect of making me more right in any dispute on monsters of the silver screen.
You may have foreseen that possibility, but I can assure you that Flex failed. My supplies are scattered across the globe and protected by billions of radioactive hornets, each trained to attack nerds on sight or smell. You would have been better off trusting Hoy for this mission, as engineers are apparently good at something kinda sorta like this.
Ah, but do you think I'm one of those villains that tells you everything and gives you a chance to stop him? Like Ozymandias, I had a counter-contingency that I've already put into place, the details of which would shock you if you ever were told it.[/quote]

My Wolterite is working! It's working![/quote]

Or so I've led you to believe.[/quote]

Even at your best, you were never that convincing an idiot. Check your shorts—there's a 58% likelihood that you've soiled yourself by now.[/quote]

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matedog wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:How has Hoy not yet strutted in here and opined authoritatively on bowel regularity?
I've been eating fiber muffins all week and I had some blockage yesterday. It's a touchy subject this week.

Eventhough I'd feel like I was kinda doing a guy, I'd happily bang JLC.

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Heston wrote:
Purple Hayes wrote:Pickled Onion flavour Monster Munch
You're so English.....

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Inder wrote:
[9:16pm] Inder: so...
[9:16pm] Inder: they dug up bobby fischer.
[9:16pm] banks: why?
[9:16pm] Inder: paternity
[9:17pm] Inder: ...FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
[9:17pm] banks: Well dig up the corpses I say.
[9:17pm] banks: And throw all the babies in the dumpster
[9:18pm] Inder: sounds like something zombie bobby fischer would say.
[9:18pm] banks: What were the findings?
[9:18pm] Inder: He's dead.

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Rat Patrol wrote:viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5744#p186358
Heston wrote:
Purple Hayes wrote:Pickled Onion flavour Monster Munch
You're so English.....
How did I miss the world's biggest Scotch Egg in that thread.

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The time is 11:29pm, August 2, 2004. . .

https://web.archive.org/web/20040803091 ... =70218&amp

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The time is 1:09am, March 29, 2005. . .

https://web.archive.org/web/20050509234 ... 105789&amp

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The time is 1:45pm, November 16, 2006. . .

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The time is 1:50pm, September 21, 2007. . .

https://web.archive.org/web/20071107070 ... lit=kiddie

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The past is a dark, dangerous, unforgiving land that is hostile to innocents.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Mar 2018, 6:28am
The past is a dark, dangerous, unforgiving land that is hostile to innocents.
I miss all the old avatars.
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I breathed a deep sigh of relief when I saw I had not chimed in on that thread.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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