JennyB wrote: Yes, they do get to run, but it's on the track's terms, and the other 23 hours of the day they are kept in crates.
I don't know, they have to train if they want to win. You couldn't let veal out for an hour and expect it to win a race.
That made me chuckle. Because I'm an ass.
By the way, I am opposed to veal. But when I truly examine my opposition, it's largely because I prefer a regular steak. Eating veal is like eating a vegetable before it's ripe. When you add the fact it's inhumanly* cruel, it's just stupid.
*Actually, it's all-too-humanly cruel.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
Wolter wrote:
Eating veal is like eating a vegetable before it's ripe.
I have a plate of Chinese right now, and not 2 minutes ago, when I bit into some baby corn, I thought "wouldn't this corn serve a better purpose had it been full grown?"
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Wolter wrote:
Eating veal is like eating a vegetable before it's ripe.
I have a plate of Chinese right now, and not 2 minutes ago, when I bit into some baby corn, I thought "wouldn't this corn serve a better purpose had it been full grown?"
I almost mentioned baby corn.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
Wolter wrote:
Eating veal is like eating a vegetable before it's ripe.
I have a plate of Chinese right now, and not 2 minutes ago, when I bit into some baby corn, I thought "wouldn't this corn serve a better purpose had it been full grown?"
I almost mentioned baby corn.
Isn't this just like the time travel question where you ponder what would happen if you killed baby Hitler? Sure, what if you let the cow or corn grow up? Maybe the world would be worse? What if they started a world war? Huh?
(Wow, five questions in a row. I'm like a five-year-old.)
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Wolter wrote:
Eating veal is like eating a vegetable before it's ripe.
I have a plate of Chinese right now, and not 2 minutes ago, when I bit into some baby corn, I thought "wouldn't this corn serve a better purpose had it been full grown?"
I almost mentioned baby corn.
Isn't this just like the time travel question where you ponder what would happen if you killed baby Hitler? Sure, what if you let the cow or corn grow up? Maybe the world would be worse? What if they started a world war? Huh?
(Wow, five questions in a row. I'm like a five-year-old.)
Frankly, I for one would love to live in a world with Cow Hitlers.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
Wolter wrote:
Eating veal is like eating a vegetable before it's ripe.
I have a plate of Chinese right now, and not 2 minutes ago, when I bit into some baby corn, I thought "wouldn't this corn serve a better purpose had it been full grown?"
I almost mentioned baby corn.
Isn't this just like the time travel question where you ponder what would happen if you killed baby Hitler? Sure, what if you let the cow or corn grow up? Maybe the world would be worse? What if they started a world war? Huh?
(Wow, five questions in a row. I'm like a five-year-old.)
Frankly, I for one would love to live in a world with Cow Hitlers.
Sieg Moo
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
tepista wrote:
I have a plate of Chinese right now, and not 2 minutes ago, when I bit into some baby corn, I thought "wouldn't this corn serve a better purpose had it been full grown?"
I almost mentioned baby corn.
Isn't this just like the time travel question where you ponder what would happen if you killed baby Hitler? Sure, what if you let the cow or corn grow up? Maybe the world would be worse? What if they started a world war? Huh?
(Wow, five questions in a row. I'm like a five-year-old.)
Frankly, I for one would love to live in a world with Cow Hitlers.
Seig Moo
I smell a photoshop opportunity!
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
tepista wrote:
I have a plate of Chinese right now, and not 2 minutes ago, when I bit into some baby corn, I thought "wouldn't this corn serve a better purpose had it been full grown?"
I almost mentioned baby corn.
Isn't this just like the time travel question where you ponder what would happen if you killed baby Hitler? Sure, what if you let the cow or corn grow up? Maybe the world would be worse? What if they started a world war? Huh?
(Wow, five questions in a row. I'm like a five-year-old.)
Frankly, I for one would love to live in a world with Cow Hitlers.
Sieg Moo
It'd be rather ironic if the Nazi cows decided that pigs were the enemy within the farmyard.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
A friend of mine was in a Latin American history seminar, and one of the students was from, I think, Nicaragua. During one discussion, he became rather animated while talking about what sounded like "Communist cows." Which confused the hell out of my friend. After about five minutes of hearing about Communist cows, she finally interrupted/blurted out, "How do cows become Communist in your country?" The guy paused, confused, before telling her in heavily enunciated syllables that he was talking about Communist chaos. End of the term, he bought her a little plastic cow figurine that he spray painted red.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft