So, This Happened.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Flex wrote:Image
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That's nothing. The guy to the left got a shit ton of write in votes to be Moranjortsville's State Auditor.
A black dog's got no chance of winning a fair election in Moranjortsville.
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Take the rest of the week off Hooks, you deserve it.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Flex wrote:Image
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That's nothing. The guy to the left got a shit ton of write in votes to be Moranjortsville's State Auditor.
A black dog's got no chance of winning a fair election in Moranjortsville.
This is why we have a doctor in the house. 10/10 :lol:
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tepista wrote:Take the rest of the week off Hooks, you deserve it.
Seriously. You deserve a kudos.
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A black and Jewish dog.
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JennyB wrote:A black and Jewish dog.
;)
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JennyB wrote:A black and Jewish dog.
Oy vey, a schvartze hunt!
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I've just dreamt that Flex was UK prime minister. Suppose we could do worse.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:I've just dreamt that Flex was UK prime minister. Suppose we could do worse.
I'm so tempted to attack Flex, but you have objectively done worse numerous times in my own lifetime.
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Heston wrote:I've just dreamt that Flex was UK prime minister. Suppose we could do worse.
Enjoy your mandatory Exploited and Exploited-only listening regimen.
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Heston wrote:I've just dreamt that Flex was UK prime minister. Suppose we could do worse.



"Nuclear bombs are fuck all new,
You'd better start running when they drop on you!
Run into a shelter, play hide and seek,
Cos when you die, your body reeks!
"


The man in the crumpled army anorak surveyed Prime Minister Flex's motorcade as it passed by, blasting out the PM's newly legislated theme tune.

The man in the anorak possessed a cool detachment that was somewhat diminished by the Golden Ankh he had painted over his face.

"Ah'll make yon foreign Irons supportin' bas greet, a'reet," he though to himself through clenched teeth. "Then Ah'll makem deed!"

He spoke those words aloud, his harsh Northern accent startling the pigeons and tourists alike.

"Whas ya deeking at, ya saft radge?" he shot accusingly at one elderly looking gent, who wore a Jefferson Starship badge nonchalantly on his lapel.

"Ahiv doon nowt wrang, ya nebby wee coont! Stap gieing me the hackies!"

He lurched off, swaying slightly as he walked towards Downing Street, and sang:

"Hey, Flexy, Ah gots an angry soul, Ah gots a broken hyem, Ah'm gunnae stick it in your Heart o' Chrome..."
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10/10. Would laugh at again and again and again. :lol:
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:mrgreen:
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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So when are you releasing your Mayoral debut album?

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revbob wrote:So when are you releasing your Mayoral debut album?

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If Wattie Buchan needs to take it easier after the heart attack, playing the next Riot Fest in Denver, The Flexploited could surely become a reality. ;)
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