So, This Happened.

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Belated congratulations, Flex! May you reign supreme for a thousand years.
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I've been away from internet so long the world has changed. Mechanical Mussolinis rule cities with an iron fist!

ALL HAIL FLEX!!

Seriously though congrats man.
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WolterPAC's not taking this revolting development lying down: http://www.stopkillerrobots.org/

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Do you get a chain of office? Some of the Mayors over her also get robes and really stupid hats to wear..

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Purple Hayes wrote:Do you get a chain of office? Some of the Mayors over her also get robes and really stupid hats to wear..

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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:Flex's reign begins...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/1 ... ino-voices
Theme plays as Flex rolls on into town!
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Keep in mind that that dog's resumé included a stint as executive vice president at Burns Nuclear Power.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Flex wrote:Image
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Keep in mind that that dog's resumé included a stint as executive vice president at Burns Nuclear Power.
Overheard at Flex's inauguration: "Marge, change the channel."
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http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/ ... _mayor.php

Suddenly a sham run for office to beat back a public urination charge in Colorado looks pretty pedestrian in comparison.

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/ ... _mayor.php

Suddenly a sham run for office to beat back a public urination charge in Colorado looks pretty pedestrian in comparison.
They could never convict...
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So looks like this guy got away with murder in 1995, but flex-o wasn't TCB'ing back then. This time it's gonna be 20,000 volts!

http://abcnews.go.com/US/suspect-charge ... d=26870117
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That's nothing. The guy to the left got a shit ton of write in votes to be Moranjortsville's State Auditor.
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JennyB wrote:
Flex wrote:Image
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That's nothing. The guy to the left got a shit ton of write in votes to be Moranjortsville's State Auditor.
A black dog's got no chance of winning a fair election in Moranjortsville.
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