So, This Happened.
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Re: So, This Happened.
Belated congratulations, Flex! May you reign supreme for a thousand years.
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Re: So, This Happened.
I've been away from internet so long the world has changed. Mechanical Mussolinis rule cities with an iron fist!
ALL HAIL FLEX!!
Seriously though congrats man.
ALL HAIL FLEX!!
Seriously though congrats man.
I'm so punk, I don't even take my leather jacket off when it catches fire. Which it does frequently, because of how fucking punk I am.
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Re: So, This Happened.
Do you get a chain of office? Some of the Mayors over her also get robes and really stupid hats to wear..
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Re: So, This Happened.
Purple Hayes wrote:Do you get a chain of office? Some of the Mayors over her also get robes and really stupid hats to wear..
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: So, This Happened.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Re: So, This Happened.
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Re: So, This Happened.
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Re: So, This Happened.
Keep in mind that that dog's resumé included a stint as executive vice president at Burns Nuclear Power.Flex wrote:
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: So, This Happened.
Overheard at Flex's inauguration: "Marge, change the channel."Dr. Medulla wrote:Keep in mind that that dog's resumé included a stint as executive vice president at Burns Nuclear Power.Flex wrote:
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Re: So, This Happened.
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/ ... _mayor.php
Suddenly a sham run for office to beat back a public urination charge in Colorado looks pretty pedestrian in comparison.
Suddenly a sham run for office to beat back a public urination charge in Colorado looks pretty pedestrian in comparison.
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Re: So, This Happened.
They could never convict...Rat Patrol wrote:http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/ ... _mayor.php
Suddenly a sham run for office to beat back a public urination charge in Colorado looks pretty pedestrian in comparison.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: So, This Happened.
So looks like this guy got away with murder in 1995, but flex-o wasn't TCB'ing back then. This time it's gonna be 20,000 volts!
http://abcnews.go.com/US/suspect-charge ... d=26870117
http://abcnews.go.com/US/suspect-charge ... d=26870117
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: So, This Happened.
That's nothing. The guy to the left got a shit ton of write in votes to be Moranjortsville's State Auditor.Flex wrote:
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Re: So, This Happened.
A black dog's got no chance of winning a fair election in Moranjortsville.JennyB wrote:That's nothing. The guy to the left got a shit ton of write in votes to be Moranjortsville's State Auditor.Flex wrote:
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft