So, This Happened.

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So, This Happened.

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On April Fool's Day and everything. The jokes write themselves:
Kevin Burns won Dillon’s mayoral election, edging out opponent Doug Roessel, 85 votes to 69 votes, in the town’s only contested municipal race.
Source: http://www.summitdaily.com/news/1085960 ... l-election

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Congratulations, monsieur. I couldn't be happier for you. Now. Make. Them. All. Pay!
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Made up for you sir.

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Congratulations!

I'd think the first item on the agenda would be a summit with Rob Ford on effective civic governance.

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Inder wrote:Congratulations!

I'd think the first item on the agenda would be a summit with Rob Ford on effective civic governance.
I'm willing to serve as a go-between for a modest six-figure compensation.
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I expect a photo soon of you wearing a Quimbyesque sash emblazoned with the word "Mayor" in large letters ... and with two blonde bimbos on each of your arms, too.
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Kevin Burns won Dillon’s mayoral election, edging out opponent Doug Roessel, 85 votes to 69 votes, in the town’s only contested municipal race.
Next order of business: 85 blow jobs and 69 flaming bags of shit. I hope you have an assistant.
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Well done sir. You are a level headed, good hearted man. You have no place in politics, but I wish you the best.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Congrats, Robot! :kiss:

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I look forward to your world tour.

Congrats!

This can also double up for my next entry in the "How do you like your Chimps?" thread.
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Thanks all!

It's pretty awesome to think Rob Ford and I are now peers.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
It's pretty awesome to think Rob Ford and I are now peers.
So am I, if fat and high counts.
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You beat a guy with a guitar. Well done. When does the pogrom begin?
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Score one for the proponents of robot marriage!

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Come next election, tho, Flex is going to have to deal with an angry electorate wondering why Blue Oyster Cult no longer comes to town. Oh, yeah, you're gonna fear the reaper, son.
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