New Motley Crue album is out today!
I trust everyone on these boards has already rushed out to purchase said album.
The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us
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The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us
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Re: The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us
Not enough D&D for my metal tastes. Who am I, Chuck Klosterman?Flex wrote:New Motley Crue album is out today!
I trust everyone on these boards has already rushed out to purchase said album.
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"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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But I've been selling my semen to pay for the new Judas Priest album! Christ, it's gonna take a lot of B12 and porn for me to earn enough for both.Flex wrote:New Motley Crue album is out today!
I trust everyone on these boards has already rushed out to purchase said album.
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Especially since we all know you're gonna want the super deluxe editions of each album. Better get focused, Hooky.Dr. Medulla wrote:But I've been selling my semen to pay for the new Judas Priest album! Christ, it's gonna take a lot of B12 and porn for me to earn enough for both.
Stamina
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Re: The Day of Reckoning is Upon Us
Those women don't have nipples. I forgot that nipples are what make the boobs naughty according to censors.
Same goes for Argentina:
Same goes for Argentina:
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Christ, to be fifteen again …Flex wrote:Especially since we all know you're gonna want the super deluxe editions of each album. Better get focused, Hooky.Dr. Medulla wrote:But I've been selling my semen to pay for the new Judas Priest album! Christ, it's gonna take a lot of B12 and porn for me to earn enough for both.
Stamina
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This cracked my shit up:
[Saints of Los Angeles is also available in a clean version, which omits all of those bad words that Motley Crue fans have never heard.]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Saints of Los Angeles, huh? From the artwork it should be called Get Your Foot Outta My SnatchFlex wrote:New Motley Crue album is out today!
I trust everyone on these boards has already rushed out to purchase said album.
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We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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And that is why Tesco Vee is cooler than Motley Crue. You KNOW he would have called it that.tepista wrote:Saints of Los Angeles, huh? From the artwork it should be called Get Your Foot Outta My SnatchFlex wrote:New Motley Crue album is out today!
I trust everyone on these boards has already rushed out to purchase said album.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
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I was drvin behind a car that had a "Tesco Vee for President" bumper sticker. I thought of yooze guys.Wolter wrote: And that is why Tesco Vee is cooler than Motley Crue. You KNOW he would have called it that.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak