*YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

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Dr. Medulla wrote:Image

I'd like to congratulate the Chinese on building a perfect replica of the movie studio that the Americans used to fake the moon landings.
Wow that's a very small monolith.
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Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Image

I'd like to congratulate the Chinese on building a perfect replica of the movie studio that the Americans used to fake the moon landings.
Wow that's a very small monolith.
It's cold in outer space.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Image

I'd like to congratulate the Chinese on building a perfect replica of the movie studio that the Americans used to fake the moon landings.
Wow that's a very small monolith.
It's cold in outer space.
Chuckles, spills tea down shirt. :mrgreen:
Image

Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

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It's worth emphasizing that this man used to be Canada's Minister of Defense. A friend has met him at the national archives and he says Hellyer is loopy as fuck to talk to.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57616 ... stop-wars/
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Why does Canada need a Minister of Defense? Oh, I get it - they just call one of the defensive linemen on the maple leafs that.




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JennyB wrote:Why does Canada need a Minister of Defense? Oh, I get it - they just call one of the defensive linemen on the maple leafs that.




IT NEVER GETS OLD!!!
[insert joke about the Leafs lack of defense]

[insert Inder angry emoticon]

[insert high fives shared by everyone else]
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:Why does Canada need a Minister of Defense? Oh, I get it - they just call one of the defensive linemen on the maple leafs that.




IT NEVER GETS OLD!!!
[insert joke about the Leafs lack of defense]

[insert Inder angry emoticon]

[insert high fives shared by everyone else]
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Image
The future's bleak, the future's Lucas.
Image
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Here's the story to go with the picture.
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Is there no end to the NASA conspiracy to cover-up all the faces on Mars?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/2 ... 87582.html

(Answer: No, you Free Mason toadie.)
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Image
Image

Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/01/29 ... ng_fungus/

MARS HAS A FUCKING YEAST INFECTION. PLEASE BE UNDERSTANDING OF MARS IN THIS DIFFICULT TIME.

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http://bigstory.ap.org/article/diggers- ... et-games-0

Alien burial ground found in New Mexico desert.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06 ... &ir=Canada

Edit: I have the math skills of a drunk chimp, so never mind my solution to this mystery.
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