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I like the way he admits everything to the Police to make himself sound more dangerous, "yes I have been drinking alcohol and smoking pot and taken prescribed medication and I was driving really really fast honest officer please write all this down". Twat.

What is it with this taking prescribed medication anyway? Surely if it is prescribed he is supposed to be taking it and if he isn't supposed to be taking it he hasn't taken prescribed medication.

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Stephen King wrote:Memo to Justin Bieber: For the young celeb, life is a banquet of free food. What they don't tell you is that you are often the last course.
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Send the fucker to jail and let him find out what happens in the real world.

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Silent Majority wrote:
Stephen King wrote:Memo to Justin Bieber: For the young celeb, life is a banquet of free food. What they don't tell you is that you are often the last course.
I will forgive Steve for his last half dozen novels for that quip. Concise, clever, and an insightful.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Stephen King wrote:Memo to Justin Bieber: For the young celeb, life is a banquet of free food. What they don't tell you is that you are often the last course.
I will forgive Steve for his last half dozen novels for that quip. Concise, clever, and an insightful.
When he's not nagging Joe Hill to call him at his Florida retirement home, King is great fun on twitter.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:Quite pleased he's entered the more interesting stage in his career now. We've got some spectacularly misjudged music on the horizon. And a fandom stretching to accomodate him, as both artist and audience age out of what first brought them together. This'll be a fun ride to view from afar. Hope he doesn't die young.
I'd be quite pleased if he took twenty years to make his Chinese Democracy and gained five hundred pounds while doing it.
My guess is we're going to be treated to at least one really bad example of him rapping.
Already been there. He does Luda's rap when he does "Baby" live. Probably other stuff too, but I don't venture too far beyond that song. At 2:40-
[youtube][/youtube]
Here's the unfortunate thing: He's not terrible. It's sadly not embarrassing.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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The fact that there's now a Michael Lohan figure in all this means the meltdown is going to be twice as good.

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I hope they deport his ass back to Robfordistan.
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JennyB wrote:I hope they deport his ass back to Robfordistan.
Note: Canada doesn't have the death penalty.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:I hope they deport his ass back to Robfordistan.
Note: Canada doesn't have the death penalty.
You should make a special case for him. Like Israel did with Eichmann.
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JennyB wrote:You should make a special case for him. Like Israel did with Eichmann.
The Banality of Beliebers
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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