Bears: Menace to Mankind

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/1 ... 1374010412

Thanks for the bear mauling, Obama.

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/1 ... 1374010412

Thanks for the bear mauling, Obama.
Don't tell me this wasn't part of Obama's plan all along. He skillfully manoeuvres the Republicans into his trap and then unleashes the bears. Total mastermind.
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http://www.treehugger.com/natural-scien ... video.html

Man, if all it took to get a nice juicy meal was faking a siesta in the middle of the river...they'd eat like kings.

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Behold...Boston's Keytar-playing street Bear:

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I smell live entertainment for this year's EET Week listening party.

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Appearing in this month's edition of the scientific journal Twinks:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/1 ... 00255.html

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Chewing oot a rhythm on my bubblegum

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I'm so tired of this whole cupcake trend.
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JennyB wrote:I'm so tired of this whole cupcake trend.
Then you are tired of life! :huh: :naughty: :cry:
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biopunk wrote:
JennyB wrote:I'm so tired of this whole cupcake trend.
Then you are tired of life! :huh: :naughty: :cry:
This comment made me L. OL, even.
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JennyB wrote:
I'm so tired of this whole cupcake trend.
Just eat a real cake. Cupcakes are shit, they acheive nothing. Don't even look that good, don't taste that good.
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Silent Majority wrote:
JennyB wrote:
I'm so tired of this whole cupcake trend.
Just eat a real cake. Cupcakes are shit, they acheive nothing. Don't even look that good, don't taste that good.
I agree with this post.
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http://petapixel.com/2014/10/28/stop-ta ... vice-says/

How is this a helpful public service announcement when it only ensures that the very stupidest people stay alive longer? :hmph:

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://petapixel.com/2014/10/28/stop-ta ... vice-says/

How is this a helpful public service announcement when it only ensures that the very stupidest people stay alive longer? :hmph:
I was in Yellowstone about a month ago, and there was a grizzly and her cub off to the side of the road, and people were just parking in the travel lanes of the road and then trying to walk as close as possible to the bears so that they could get pictures...I parked and waited for the inevitable mauling of some poor moron, but to my disappointment, it never happened.
Everyone and everything that wasn't a stupendous badass was dead.

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