Phil Collins to retire from music

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Heston wrote:
matedog wrote:Tell him to write stuff as good as Two Hearts or Something Happened on the Way to Heaven.
Or "You Can't Hurry Love", which he made his own.
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We'll probably want to keep this one handy for future Hoyston outbreaks …
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Dr. Medulla wrote:We'll probably want to keep this one handy for future Hoyston outbreaks …
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Heston wrote:
matedog wrote:Tell him to write stuff as good as Two Hearts or Something Happened on the Way to Heaven.
Or "You Can't Hurry Love", which he made his own.
Did....did...did I just hear this correctly?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:We'll probably want to keep this one handy for future Hoyston outbreaks …
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Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:We'll probably want to keep this one handy for future Hoyston outbreaks …
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What's worse?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:We'll probably want to keep this one handy for future Hoyston outbreaks …
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:mrgreen:
What's worse?
Olberman was probably complaining about the waitress at some diner.
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Honestly? This year has been a shit year for me. Why do you have to ruin it even further, Phil Collins? What, are you and Eric Clapton going to release an album of duets, too?
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JennyB wrote:Honestly? This year has been a shit year for me. Why do you have to ruin it even further, Phil Collins? What, are you and Eric Clapton going to release an album of duets, too?
They did a duet once. "I Wish It Would Rain" or something. Kinda overwrought, but not awful.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
JennyB wrote:Honestly? This year has been a shit year for me. Why do you have to ruin it even further, Phil Collins? What, are you and Eric Clapton going to release an album of duets, too?
They did a duet once. "I Wish It Would Rain" or something. Kinda overwrought, but not awful.
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The Hoy rating system, explained:

Not Awful: Awful
Tasty: Awful
Awesome: Awful
Terrible: Probably unimaginably bad, but might be a good song I hate because Hoy (see "Needs dynamics).
Needs dynamics: is an awesome Postpunk song that I can't find a legitimate complaint about
A good song: a song that isn't very good.
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matedog wrote:
JennyB wrote:Honestly? This year has been a shit year for me. Why do you have to ruin it even further, Phil Collins? What, are you and Eric Clapton going to release an album of duets, too?
They did a duet once. "I Wish It Would Rain" or something. Kinda overwrought, but not awful.
It sounds more dreadful than Carrie Underwood and Vampire Bill doing Sound of Music.
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Wolter wrote:The Hoy rating system, explained:

Not Awful: Awful
Tasty: Awful
Awesome: Awful
Terrible: Probably unimaginably bad, but might be a good song I hate because Hoy (see "Needs dynamics).
Needs dynamics: is an awesome Postpunk song that I can't find a legitimate complaint about
A good song: a song that isn't very good.
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"The quality of coloureds working back stage just isn't what it used to be, regardless of what Chico Harris thinks."
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