Bob Dole

[Mimi]

Dr. Medulla thinks Wolter should lay off critimicizing Mimi. Dr. Medulla's of the opinion that Mimi's usually more right than wrong and he thinks that Wolter and Dr. Medulla and eumaas should recognize that fact. Anyway, that's what he thinks.

What? Are you guys talking about me behind my back?

[BostonBeaneater]

I never EVER rooted for a team Rickey played for, but if Rickey isn't first ballot, I will boycott any voting sportswriter.

Wolter doesn't care what Dr. Medulla thinks, because Dr. Medulla is Canadian. Besides, Mimi knows Wolter loves her.

I didn't always root for his team but I always rooted for Rickey.

Same here.

Dr. Medulla regrets that Rickey was way past his prime by the time he played for the Red Sox. Dr. Medulla also loves the Rickey Henderson story about Jon Olerud, even tho it's not true.

Okay I'll bite what's the story?

Olerud wears a helmet all the time. Ricky came up to him and said, "Ricky used to play with another guy who wore a helmet on the field." Olerud says back, "That was me Ricky."

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[Dr. Medulla]

I never EVER rooted for a team Rickey played for, but if Rickey isn't first ballot, I will boycott any voting sportswriter.

Wolter doesn't care what Dr. Medulla thinks, because Dr. Medulla is Canadian. Besides, Mimi knows Wolter loves her.

I didn't always root for his team but I always rooted for Rickey.

Same here.

Dr. Medulla regrets that Rickey was way past his prime by the time he played for the Red Sox. Dr. Medulla also loves the Rickey Henderson story about Jon Olerud, even tho it's not true.

Okay I'll bite what's the story?

Jon Olerud, revbob might recall, wore a modified batter's helmet in the field because he had an aneurysm or something like that as a kid and promised his grandmother he'd do what he could to protect his head. Rickey and Jon were on the Blue Jays in the early 90s and later on the Mets in the late 90s. As the story goes, while on the Mets Rickey noticed Jon's special helmet and said, "I played with a guy in Toronto that did that," to which Jon said, "That was me." Thus proving how self-absorbed Rickey was. But the story's not true.

[Dr. Medulla]

Dr. Medulla thinks Wolter should lay off critimicizing Mimi. Dr. Medulla's of the opinion that Mimi's usually more right than wrong and he thinks that Wolter and Dr. Medulla and eumaas should recognize that fact. Anyway, that's what he thinks.

What? Are you guys talking about me behind my back?

Mimi should turn around if Mimi doesn't want Wolter and Dr. Medulla to talk behind Mimi's back.

[Mimi]

Dr. Medulla thinks Wolter should lay off critimicizing Mimi. Dr. Medulla's of the opinion that Mimi's usually more right than wrong and he thinks that Wolter and Dr. Medulla and eumaas should recognize that fact. Anyway, that's what he thinks.

What? Are you guys talking about me behind my back?

Mimi should turn around if Mimi doesn't want Wolter and Dr. Medulla to talk behind Mimi's back.

I'm trying to turn around but I'm too distracted by other things right now.

[Wolter]

Dr. Medulla thinks Wolter should lay off critimicizing Mimi. Dr. Medulla's of the opinion that Mimi's usually more right than wrong and he thinks that Wolter and Dr. Medulla and eumaas should recognize that fact. Anyway, that's what he thinks.

What? Are you guys talking about me behind my back?

Mimi should turn around if Mimi doesn't want Wolter and Dr. Medulla to talk behind Mimi's back.

Wolter concurs.

[Rat Patrol]

2nd person is so overlooked.

You're going to give it all your attention, Ratty. You will spread the word.

[Dr. Medulla]

2nd person is so overlooked.

You're going to give it all your attention, Ratty. You will spread the word.

Dr. Medulla can't think of which novel he read that was written in second-person (American Psycho?), but it annoyed him considerably.

[Mimi]

2nd person is so overlooked.

You're going to give it all your attention, Ratty. You will spread the word.

Dr. Medulla can't think of which novel he read that was written in second-person (American Psycho?), but it annoyed him considerably.

That would be annoying. Those kooky writers, trying to be so clever.

[Dr. Medulla]

Chuck Palahniuk writes all his stuff in the present tense. With lotsa sexual perversity.

[Spiff]

Spiff is currently reading Snuff, and Spiff thinks sexual perversity is unjustly criticized.

[Jimmy Jazz]

Best thing to ever stem from Bob Dole is the SNL skit where Norm Macdonald played him on The Real World. "Who the hell ate Bob Dole's peanut butter!"

[Flex]

Best thing to ever stem from Bob Dole is the SNL skit where Norm Macdonald played him on The Real World. "Who the hell ate Bob Dole's peanut butter!"

It's Bob Dole's chair! You know it, he knows it, the American people know it! Get out of Bob Dole's chair!

[Jimmy Jazz]

Best thing to ever stem from Bob Dole is the SNL skit where Norm Macdonald played him on The Real World. "Who the hell ate Bob Dole's peanut butter!"

It's Bob Dole's chair! You know it, he knows it, the American people know it! Get out of Bob Dole's chair!

Haha, such a great skit. I want a SNL Best Of Norm Macdonald dvd... NOW.

[Dr. Medulla]

Spiff is currently reading Snuff, and Spiff thinks sexual perversity is unjustly criticized.

Let Dr. Medulla know what Spiff thinks when Spiff's done. The reviews have been pretty harsh, but Dr. Medulla puts it in Chuck's upper tier of work. A lot of the reviewers seem to be missing the forest for the smutty trees.