An e-mail I just received
An e-mail I just received
I stupidly got myself into a debate with my friend Brandon (the gay guy who loves Sarah Palin and doesn't understand it when I compare that to if I loved Pat Buchanan). He had sent that picture of the person with their head up their ass and entitled it "Obama Supporters." Scott sent a response that it could easily be Palin supporters, and someone asked what he meant. So I responded with the example of absitnence-only education not working too well in her family...here is what I received from a woman named Nancy Barnes:
From what I've seen of your notes, you don't have a relationship with Jesus, do you? Unless you get right with God, yes, you will go to hell. Also, your smart-mouthed remarks come across as smirking against God. Not a good idea! But, then, you don't believe in that, do you? Evolution is your bag! Sad!!
I can only guess that she saw my e-mail address jkbernstein@sbcglobal.net and assumed I was Jewish? I can't think of any other explanation. It made my day.
From what I've seen of your notes, you don't have a relationship with Jesus, do you? Unless you get right with God, yes, you will go to hell. Also, your smart-mouthed remarks come across as smirking against God. Not a good idea! But, then, you don't believe in that, do you? Evolution is your bag! Sad!!
I can only guess that she saw my e-mail address jkbernstein@sbcglobal.net and assumed I was Jewish? I can't think of any other explanation. It made my day.
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Send her the song Rock Me Sexy Jesus from Hamlet 2 and tell her your relationship with the J-man is fine as in he's so fine.
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I'm always intrigued by these kinds of statements. What kind of relationship do Christians have with Jesus? The guy never talks to them, doesn't write, didn't even fucking live at the same time. So what is the relationship? What's my relationship with, I dunno, George Orwell or Bobby Kennedy? Isn't it implied that a relationship requires a least two conscious partners?Some Dumb Ass wrote:you don't have a relationship with Jesus, do you?
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Jen, you have a lot of run-ins with idiots.
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St. LouisWolter wrote:Jen, you have a lot of run-ins with idiots.
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Flex wrote:St. LouisWolter wrote:Jen, you have a lot of run-ins with idiots.
Duly noted.
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Exactly. Oh, she sent me another e-mail apologizing (I hadn't responded to her, so maybe she thought to kill me with kindness) and said that she didn't realize my race. My race? last time I checked I was as boring lily-white as the rest of them. She also implored me to try Jews for Jesus. This time I responded, "OK, but only if you try Christians for Budda."Flex wrote:St. LouisWolter wrote:Jen, you have a lot of run-ins with idiots.
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Shit, I don't even have a good relationship with myself, and I spend all my time with me. I even talk to myself sometimes, but it doesn't seem to help. I just don't know what to do with me anymore.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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Masturbate.eumaas wrote:Shit, I don't even have a good relationship with myself, and I spend all my time with me. I even talk to myself sometimes, but it doesn't seem to help. I just don't know what to do with me anymore.
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I just can't find the time to be with me like that, and frankly I've been bored by me lately. I haven't tried anything new in a long time, and I just can't convince myself to do anything exotic.JennyB wrote:Masturbate.eumaas wrote:Shit, I don't even have a good relationship with myself, and I spend all my time with me. I even talk to myself sometimes, but it doesn't seem to help. I just don't know what to do with me anymore.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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The Internet has a couple sites, I think, that help you pretend there's someone sort of with you, at least in your mind.eumaas wrote:I just can't find the time to be with me like that, and frankly I've been bored by me lately. I haven't tried anything new in a long time, and I just can't convince myself to do anything exotic.JennyB wrote:Masturbate.eumaas wrote:Shit, I don't even have a good relationship with myself, and I spend all my time with me. I even talk to myself sometimes, but it doesn't seem to help. I just don't know what to do with me anymore.
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But I am with me.Dr. Medulla wrote:The Internet has a couple sites, I think, that help you pretend there's someone sort of with you, at least in your mind.eumaas wrote:I just can't find the time to be with me like that, and frankly I've been bored by me lately. I haven't tried anything new in a long time, and I just can't convince myself to do anything exotic.JennyB wrote:Masturbate.eumaas wrote:Shit, I don't even have a good relationship with myself, and I spend all my time with me. I even talk to myself sometimes, but it doesn't seem to help. I just don't know what to do with me anymore.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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Allowing you to be the most selfish lover you've ever had.eumaas wrote:But I am with me.Dr. Medulla wrote:The Internet has a couple sites, I think, that help you pretend there's someone sort of with you, at least in your mind.eumaas wrote:I just can't find the time to be with me like that, and frankly I've been bored by me lately. I haven't tried anything new in a long time, and I just can't convince myself to do anything exotic.JennyB wrote:Masturbate.eumaas wrote:Shit, I don't even have a good relationship with myself, and I spend all my time with me. I even talk to myself sometimes, but it doesn't seem to help. I just don't know what to do with me anymore.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I'm totally unsatisfied with me. I don't meet my needs anymore--I can barely feed me!Dr. Medulla wrote:Allowing you to be the most selfish lover you've ever had.eumaas wrote:But I am with me.Dr. Medulla wrote:The Internet has a couple sites, I think, that help you pretend there's someone sort of with you, at least in your mind.eumaas wrote:I just can't find the time to be with me like that, and frankly I've been bored by me lately. I haven't tried anything new in a long time, and I just can't convince myself to do anything exotic.JennyB wrote: Masturbate.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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Autofellatio!