Oh, Moranjortsfolk...
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Oh, Moranjortsfolk...
Because it's high time we gave Jenny her own thread of home-state humiliation.
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Re: Oh, Moranjortsfolk...
In my mind, Jen was letting loose a blood yodel as was expected of her role as Queen of Moranjortsville. Then she ordered Jack Clark fired from all his jobs.
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Re: Oh, Moranjortsfolk...
Louis was the Patron Saint of Jean Shorts.
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Re: Oh, Moranjortsfolk...
What the fuck did I just watch?
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Re: Oh, Moranjortsfolk...
Like their Morans or not, Jorts are Cool as Folk.
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Re: Oh, Moranjortsfolk...
Sorry I've been away for a couple of days. I've actually been doing actual work at work. Actually.
I don't know what else there is to say. My crazy libertarian friend Brandon keeps defending this because people used to joke around with Bush masks, too. I think this is a little different.
Anyway, I have always thought rodeo clowns were like mimes, but even worse because they taunt animals.
I don't know what else there is to say. My crazy libertarian friend Brandon keeps defending this because people used to joke around with Bush masks, too. I think this is a little different.
Anyway, I have always thought rodeo clowns were like mimes, but even worse because they taunt animals.
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Re: Oh, Moranjortsfolk...
In all fairness, Jack Clark is supposed to be a huge asshole.Dr. Medulla wrote:In my mind, Jen was letting loose a blood yodel as was expected of her role as Queen of Moranjortsville. Then she ordered Jack Clark fired from all his jobs.
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Re: Oh, Moranjortsfolk...
Impossible. He played for the Red Sox after his talent had deserted him, for crissakes.JennyB wrote:In all fairness, Jack Clark is supposed to be a huge asshole.Dr. Medulla wrote:In my mind, Jen was letting loose a blood yodel as was expected of her role as Queen of Moranjortsville. Then she ordered Jack Clark fired from all his jobs.
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Re: Oh, Moranjortsfolk...
Got a Rake? Sure!
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If they could just get women classified as terrorists, it would cut thru so much red tape.
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Re: Oh, Moranjortsfolk...
Don't give them any ideas.Dr. Medulla wrote:If they could just get women classified as terrorists, it would cut thru so much red tape.
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Re: Oh, Moranjortsfolk...
Well, their vaginas are pretty terrifying for a certain segment of the population...Dr. Medulla wrote:If they could just get women classified as terrorists, it would cut thru so much red tape.
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Re: Oh, Moranjortsfolk...
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Fact: take the national average of the fucked-upedness of any small town coast-to-coast, and you will end up in Missouri.
Fact: take the national average of the fucked-upedness of any small town coast-to-coast, and you will end up in Missouri.
Re: Oh, Moranjortsfolk...
And what the fuck is a Spoofhound, anyway?
(This story is absolutely horrifying. No rape culture, you say?)
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