The Quotable Tepista
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On duty and timing (of the month):
If it was an after-bar hookup or a first time, you power through it, cuz who knows if you see her again. If it's your wife or girlfriend, forget it, just go to the bathroom for 5 minutes.
If it was an after-bar hookup or a first time, you power through it, cuz who knows if you see her again. If it's your wife or girlfriend, forget it, just go to the bathroom for 5 minutes.
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On a JennyB post:
That sounded so Jewish that I had to re-read it in Fran Drescher's voice.
That sounded so Jewish that I had to re-read it in Fran Drescher's voice.
Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
D'you know that you can use it?
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D'you know that you can use it?
-- There's no fairytale ending with cocaine.
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On opening his own burger restaurant:
I love cheeseburgers all day, but the second blow is introduced food can go fuck itself.
I love cheeseburgers all day, but the second blow is introduced food can go fuck itself.
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believe it or not, this was a rare occasion where i wasn't trying to be funny.Rat Patrol wrote:On opening his own burger restaurant:
I love cheeseburgers all day, but the second blow is introduced food can go fuck itself.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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I pay attention to only one thread consistently, this one.
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From fb, on zombie legitimacy:
Today marks the day that zombies are officially OVER, now that Brad Pitt is fighting them in PG. The next logical step would be a reality show starring a tattooed zombie who sings in auto-tune and follows a food truck on Twitter.
Today marks the day that zombies are officially OVER, now that Brad Pitt is fighting them in PG. The next logical step would be a reality show starring a tattooed zombie who sings in auto-tune and follows a food truck on Twitter.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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matedog wrote:From fb, on zombie legitimacy:
Today marks the day that zombies are officially OVER, now that Brad Pitt is fighting them in PG. The next logical step would be a reality show starring a tattooed zombie who sings in auto-tune and follows Kaleb on Twitter.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
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That was better than his original version.
"Put down the meth, boy." - TeddyB, 2013.
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Kaleb wrote:That was better than his original version.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Blues and abandoned gas stations are already a zombie calling card. I'm trying to get zombies up to date, "fresh" as the young people say. Ed Hardy and ringtones, you know what I mean, angry birds.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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I don't think the funk of forty thousand years can be freshened up.tepista wrote:Blues and abandoned gas stations are already a zombie calling card. I'm trying to get zombies up to date, "fresh" as the young people say. Ed Hardy and ringtones, you know what I mean, angry birds.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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On Biblical Exegesis:
Psalm 23, by the way, is the one that lists all the Dr. Pepper flavors. Cherry beget molasses, molasses beget vanilla, vanilla beget amaretto, etc. I don't need to tell you this, y'allz are more religious than me.
Psalm 23, by the way, is the one that lists all the Dr. Pepper flavors. Cherry beget molasses, molasses beget vanilla, vanilla beget amaretto, etc. I don't need to tell you this, y'allz are more religious than me.
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On Narcotics, The Indiscriminate Use Of:
When your mom and you dealer are having a tug-of-war with you in your bedroom, that's when you've got a problem.
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On American Sexual Identity Politics, Heteronormative Stigmatization Efforts In:
glory hole!
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