Up yours, Jimmy Dean

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Up yours, Jimmy Dean

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http://consumerist.com/consumer/audio/d ... 322223.php

This is the best customer complaint I have ever heard.
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That rates very high on the meter of awesomeness.

I hate it when Jimmy Dean downsizes his sausage. :shifty:

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Do NOT piss off Hank Hill, I tell you what.
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My girlfriend and I think this is the funniest thing ever..

I've been saying "This is some pussy-ass 12 oz sausage!" randomly for the past 6 months.
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I want a t-bone steak for breakfast. Why do I have to be a yank?
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tepista wrote:I want a t-bone steak for breakfast. Why do I have to be a yank?
Sorry.

They ARE wonderous.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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