Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
Have a fabulous day!
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
Here's hoping you remember at least a few fun things tomorrow.
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
In case you need a fake id to give to the cops:
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
Happy birthday, PH!
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D'you know that you can use it?
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
Where is he?
Anyway, happy birthday mate.
Anyway, happy birthday mate.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
If he can live to 51 then so can I!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
Hope you get bail for your birthday or are you still trying to shoot the seven swans a swimming
Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
For your birthday I have bought you three goals for the second leg. Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
laxman wrote:For your birthday I have bought you three goals for the second leg. Happy birthday!
Brilliant.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
And for your party I have invited Jake in case you need an extra leg.
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
Happy birthday, dude.
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
Hope you had a great day mate. All the best!
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My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
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No fuchsias for you.
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
Happy birthday, Purpley!
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
Hayes is a king amongst men.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Re: Happy Birthday Purple Hayes
HBD PH.