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Re: NFL 2011-2012

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Is the superbowl on today or something?

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Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Also worth mentioning that it's pretty cool that Brady said that he sucked and that his teammates bailed him out. Didn't thank Jebus or talk about his accomplishment, but was honest about his subpar play and that other guys stepped up. Rare to say, especially after a big win.
Was he stroking his luxurious hair when he said that? Possibly while decked out in Stetson impregnating another supermodel?
Nah, he was on the clock.
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No, just the playoff games that lead to the SB. Most of the time, these games are better than the SB.

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Did you all k ow that the Ravens are the only NFL team named after a poem. It's true.
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JennyB wrote:Did you all k ow that the Ravens are the only NFL team named after a poem. It's true.
What about the L.A. Aeneids?
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I once knew somebody who was floormates with Brady at Michigan State. Knew his roommate better than he knew him. Said he was alright in a kind of average-and-unmemorable-in-every-way. Except for the fact that he had the most exhaustive porn collection on campus, and was almost more of a legend for that (at least in his backup days) than being on the FB team. Matsui-esque in breadth and scope...in his shitty little dorm room. And he would drop encyclopedic knowledge of every facet of the genre so casually into conversation he seemed totally oblivious to the blank stares and awkward silences.

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Rat Patrol wrote:I once knew somebody who was floormates with Brady at Michigan State.]
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Rat Patrol wrote:I once knew somebody who was floormates with Brady at Michigan State.]
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I'm surprised you fact-checked that before the dolphin dicks.

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Rat Patrol wrote:I once knew somebody who was floormates with Brady at Michigan State. Knew his roommate better than he knew him. Said he was alright in a kind of average-and-unmemorable-in-every-way. Except for the fact that he had the most exhaustive porn collection on campus, and was almost more of a legend for that (at least in his backup days) than being on the FB team. Matsui-esque in breadth and scope...in his shitty little dorm room. And he would drop encyclopedic knowledge of every facet of the genre so casually into conversation he seemed totally oblivious to the blank stares and awkward silences.
I've heard that about him being an all-world porn fiend (tho perhaps it was from you). That would explain those confusing audibles: Snowballing, DP, felch felch!
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Wasn't Matsui one also? And bin Laden?
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I've heard that about Matsui.

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tepista wrote:Wasn't Matsui one also? And bin Laden?
Outside of hitting a baseball, Matsui is known for being a true connoisseur of porn and having devastating BO. The two might not be connected.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Rat Patrol wrote:I once knew somebody who was floormates with Brady at Michigan State. Knew his roommate better than he knew him. Said he was alright in a kind of average-and-unmemorable-in-every-way. Except for the fact that he had the most exhaustive porn collection on campus, and was almost more of a legend for that (at least in his backup days) than being on the FB team. Matsui-esque in breadth and scope...in his shitty little dorm room. And he would drop encyclopedic knowledge of every facet of the genre so casually into conversation he seemed totally oblivious to the blank stares and awkward silences.
I've heard that about him being an all-world porn fiend (tho perhaps it was from you). That would explain those confusing audibles: Snowballing, DP, felch felch!
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I could just get lost in Brady's eyes.
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Flex wrote:I could just get lost in Brady's eyes.
That's when he bangs you.
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