NFL Mega Thread
NFL Mega Thread
Figure as this is a current event, I should start a new thread.
Albert Haynesworth is in hilarious trouble again. Earlier this year he had a road rage incident and beat up some random driver. Recently, he was accused of sexual assault (touching a waitress inappropriately with a credit card) and this was his defense:
“I didn’t touch her,” Haynesworth said, according to documents. He also explained that he doesn’t “even like black girls.”
Haynesworth even took it a step farther, claiming that the alleged victim was motivated by Haynesworth’s taste in women.
“I know what this is about, she is just upset I have a white girlfriend,” Haynesworth reportedly told detectives. “I couldn’t tell you the last time I dated a black girl. She was trying to get with me.”
(from http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... t-charges/)
God I love my Redskins.
Albert Haynesworth is in hilarious trouble again. Earlier this year he had a road rage incident and beat up some random driver. Recently, he was accused of sexual assault (touching a waitress inappropriately with a credit card) and this was his defense:
“I didn’t touch her,” Haynesworth said, according to documents. He also explained that he doesn’t “even like black girls.”
Haynesworth even took it a step farther, claiming that the alleged victim was motivated by Haynesworth’s taste in women.
“I know what this is about, she is just upset I have a white girlfriend,” Haynesworth reportedly told detectives. “I couldn’t tell you the last time I dated a black girl. She was trying to get with me.”
(from http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... t-charges/)
God I love my Redskins.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Kind of optimistic thread isn't it?
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For a Skins fan, yes.Flex wrote:Kind of optimistic thread isn't it?
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Here. I retitled it above.Dr. Medulla wrote:For a Skins fan, yes.Flex wrote:Kind of optimistic thread isn't it?
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Not sure where else to post this, but I saw this book in a store near my place:
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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well um...matedog wrote:Not sure where else to post this, but I saw this book in a store near my place:
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THE GLOVE FITS MICKEY ROONEY!!! I KNEW IT!
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Meanwhile, in Metric NFL. . .
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Didn't we get rid of those in the 50's?Rat Patrol wrote:Meanwhile, in Metric NFL. . .
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Goal posts? Cornerbacks? Collisions?matedog wrote:Didn't we get rid of those in the 50's?Rat Patrol wrote:Meanwhile, in Metric NFL. . .
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4th downs?Dr. Medulla wrote:Goal posts? Cornerbacks? Collisions?matedog wrote:Didn't we get rid of those in the 50's?Rat Patrol wrote:Meanwhile, in Metric NFL. . .
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A real man can make ten yards in three tries. And deserves points for missing a field goal. It's only proper.Rat Patrol wrote:4th downs?Dr. Medulla wrote:Goal posts? Cornerbacks? Collisions?matedog wrote:Didn't we get rid of those in the 50's?Rat Patrol wrote:Meanwhile, in Metric NFL. . .
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NEVER ARGUE WIT DAT DITKER GUY.
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Re: NFL 2011-2012
I wonder if Washington will win another game this season...doesn't look good.
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Is this the first time in history that the NFL is less rapey than college football?