You can tell it's fake, no one uses sheeps as the plural.tepista wrote:Restaurant or Escort Service?
Hey Wally
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I'm totally not joking right now, my mad scientist boss wants to use some sheep scalp for an experiment, because he read in a medical journal that it is very close to a human scalp. So I'm trying to contact the local slaughterhouse*, but they aren't taking calls because of a recent mad cow scandal that led to multiple arrests.
* "Hello, would you please mail me some bloody fucking sheep scalp please?"
* "Hello, would you please mail me some bloody fucking sheep scalp please?"
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So the slaughterhouse tells me "I'll cut up a whole sheep and send it to you" so I say, well then a butcher might have it, and he says yeah. So I call the butcher, and he says "the heads come in clean like a skeleton head, except with the eyes"
So what the hell happens to the scalp on that truck!?!?!
So what the hell happens to the scalp on that truck!?!?!
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You have a weird fucking job, tep.
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pssssst how many scalps youwant
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That's some bar you work at, tep.tepista wrote:I'm totally not joking right now, my mad scientist boss wants to use some sheep scalp for an experiment, because he read in a medical journal that it is very close to a human scalp. So I'm trying to contact the local slaughterhouse*, but they aren't taking calls because of a recent mad cow scandal that led to multiple arrests.
* "Hello, would you please mail me some bloody fucking sheep scalp please?"
I don't think that's the secret ingredient to a Flaming Moe.
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Strangely, Tep also has a job in an office. A doctor's office to be precise...so that makes more sense. It is weird to think of Tep working a 9 to 5. He must be the coolest coworker ever though.Rat Patrol wrote:That's some bar you work at, tep.tepista wrote:I'm totally not joking right now, my mad scientist boss wants to use some sheep scalp for an experiment, because he read in a medical journal that it is very close to a human scalp. So I'm trying to contact the local slaughterhouse*, but they aren't taking calls because of a recent mad cow scandal that led to multiple arrests.
* "Hello, would you please mail me some bloody fucking sheep scalp please?"
I don't think that's the secret ingredient to a Flaming Moe.
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I always assumed Monkey Assistant was in the office.JennyB wrote:Strangely, Tep also has a job in an office. A doctor's office to be precise...so that makes more sense. It is weird to think of Tep working a 9 to 5. He must be the coolest coworker ever though.Rat Patrol wrote:That's some bar you work at, tep.tepista wrote:I'm totally not joking right now, my mad scientist boss wants to use some sheep scalp for an experiment, because he read in a medical journal that it is very close to a human scalp. So I'm trying to contact the local slaughterhouse*, but they aren't taking calls because of a recent mad cow scandal that led to multiple arrests.
* "Hello, would you please mail me some bloody fucking sheep scalp please?"
I don't think that's the secret ingredient to a Flaming Moe.
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Yes, it makes complete sense that a doctor's office needs to send an employee calling around slaughterhouses for SHEEP SCALP.JennyB wrote:Strangely, Tep also has a job in an office. A doctor's office to be precise...so that makes more sense. It is weird to think of Tep working a 9 to 5. He must be the coolest coworker ever though.Rat Patrol wrote:That's some bar you work at, tep.tepista wrote:I'm totally not joking right now, my mad scientist boss wants to use some sheep scalp for an experiment, because he read in a medical journal that it is very close to a human scalp. So I'm trying to contact the local slaughterhouse*, but they aren't taking calls because of a recent mad cow scandal that led to multiple arrests.
* "Hello, would you please mail me some bloody fucking sheep scalp please?"
I don't think that's the secret ingredient to a Flaming Moe.
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Wait, yours doesn't?Rat Patrol wrote:Yes, it makes complete sense that a doctor's office needs to send an employee calling around slaughterhouses for SHEEP SCALP.JennyB wrote:Strangely, Tep also has a job in an office. A doctor's office to be precise...so that makes more sense. It is weird to think of Tep working a 9 to 5. He must be the coolest coworker ever though.Rat Patrol wrote:That's some bar you work at, tep.tepista wrote:I'm totally not joking right now, my mad scientist boss wants to use some sheep scalp for an experiment, because he read in a medical journal that it is very close to a human scalp. So I'm trying to contact the local slaughterhouse*, but they aren't taking calls because of a recent mad cow scandal that led to multiple arrests.
* "Hello, would you please mail me some bloody fucking sheep scalp please?"
I don't think that's the secret ingredient to a Flaming Moe.
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This thread is amazing.
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Google sure thinks so: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%2 ... 6&ie=UTF-8.Inder wrote:This thread is amazing.
IMCT wins the Internet again.
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Well, I'm not gonna post about the boring stuff that happens.Rat Patrol wrote: Yes, it makes complete sense that a doctor's office needs to send an employee calling around slaughterhouses for SHEEP SCALP.
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This is a real life Aussie commercial from the olden days
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Nothing has changed, still a bunch of rednecks!!!tepista wrote:This is a real life Aussie commercial from the olden days
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