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eumaas wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:SWAT team searches home for drugs, comes up empty
CEDAR RAPIDS – Police in SWAT gear busted through a door and searched a Cedar Rapids home for drugs Thursday morning, but came up empty.

At least 12 officers surprised the tenants at 1135 33rdSt. NE when they arrived around 7 a.m. with a narcotics search warrant. Sgt. Cristy Hamblin, a police spokeswoman, later confirmed that nothing was seized from the house.

No one was taken to jail, but the tenants of the house, Justin Davis, 28, and his girlfriend, Erica Lewis, 26, were charged with disorderly house and signed a promise to appear in court, police said. No one was injured during the raid.
I always try to keep my house clean and orderly in case of a raid.
What the fuck is a disorderly house..? A brothel?

In my experience the Cops usually trash the place anyway, good luck with trying to get reimbursed for the money spent fixing the front door after they've battered the fucker off it's hinges as well..
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Fuck the heck:
Disorderly house is described as a building or room where someone “resorted to for” illegal activity involving drugs, alcohol, gambling or prostitution, according to a city ordinance.
I'm having a little trouble parsing the definition here, but doesn't this read that "disorderly house" is still contingent on illegal activities taking place? If they didn't find any evidence of said activities... then how can they charge this?
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Purple Hayes wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:SWAT team searches home for drugs, comes up empty
CEDAR RAPIDS – Police in SWAT gear busted through a door and searched a Cedar Rapids home for drugs Thursday morning, but came up empty.

At least 12 officers surprised the tenants at 1135 33rdSt. NE when they arrived around 7 a.m. with a narcotics search warrant. Sgt. Cristy Hamblin, a police spokeswoman, later confirmed that nothing was seized from the house.

No one was taken to jail, but the tenants of the house, Justin Davis, 28, and his girlfriend, Erica Lewis, 26, were charged with disorderly house and signed a promise to appear in court, police said. No one was injured during the raid.
I always try to keep my house clean and orderly in case of a raid.
What the fuck is a disorderly house..? A brothel?
Code for "Eddie forgot to bring some drugs to plant and we need to have some kind of scalp out of this fuck up".
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I fuckin' despise cops. A bunch of thugs who'd love to have a death's head insignia on their hats.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:I fuckin' despise cops. A bunch of thugs who'd love to have a death's head insignia on their hats.
Well, you gotta admit it looks pretty goddamn cool.
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Actually, this is a far better, if less relevant M&W related Nazi sketch. If you only watch one...

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Dr. Medulla wrote:I fuckin' despise cops. A bunch of thugs who'd love to have a death's head insignia on their hats.
Don't worry, don't worry. They got a three day suspension, lesson learned. Colorado pride!
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eumaas wrote:My hometown:
http://www.wtkr.com/news/wtkr-bikingcri ... 0539.story
NORFOLK - Police are targeting low-income neighborhoods to enforce a little-known bicycle law that's left dozens of people - even the homeless - without a way to get around.

Bicycle seizures in the city have jumped 300 percent in the past three years, according to a NewsChannel 3 analysis of police records. City law allows police to impound bicycles that do not have a city registration sticker. Officers can take the bikes from where they are parked, or from the bike riders.

Police records show dozens of bike seizures in the past three years from the city's lowest-income neighborhoods, including Park Place, Huntersville, Barraud Park and public housing. Those same records show police steer clear of the city's more affluent areas like Ghent, Larchmont/Edgewater and Lambert's Point. No bikes were seized anywhere around Old Dominion University.

James Davidson was pedaling to his South Norfolk home from Park Place when police pulled him over on Aug. 19, 2007.

"They told me that since I didn't have a license for the bike, they had to take it," Davidson said. "I haven't had a bike since."

...


No one from the city would say why police do not enforce this law in the city's middle- and upper-income neighborhoods.
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In Salisbury NC, it's illegal to watch an arrest: http://www.salisburypost.com/Opinion/08 ... arrest-qcd
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/bensmith/waterb ... eney-roast

Meh...half the jokes were stolen from the Pol Pot "Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts" VHS they advertise on Channel 68 every Sunday at 1:46am. X(

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/bensmith/waterb ... eney-roast

Meh...half the jokes were stolen from the Pol Pot "Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts" VHS they advertise on Channel 68 every Sunday at 1:46am. X(
Reminds me of Bush's hilarious slideshow for the Correspondent's Dinner(?) looking for WMD's in the White House and, gosh shucks, not there either. I'll repeat my limited support for the death penalty, reserving it for government officials' corruption and war crimes.
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/nat ... story.html

And all it did was launch a million angry comments from 3 angry posters on the Mujahideen message board's comic book nerd thread.

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/nat ... story.html

And all it did was launch a million angry comments from 3 angry posters on the Mujahideen message board's comic book nerd thread.
Letting Lucas write dialogue for Darth bin Laden would have eradicated his cool factor completely.
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