So what's the deal with buttplugs?

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Ok, not a buttplug, but it is quite um, impressive?
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Wolter wrote:
cretin wrote:
Wolter wrote:Anyone else notice how oddly similar Creets and Suz's avatars are?
I find the chick in my avatar to be more attractive though.
Yeah, the chick in Suzanne's is kinda fugly.
My avatar is of Martin Hannett, who was a man, a very smart producer man who I one day aspire to emulate. Hoy would hate him because of his Joy Division involvement, though.

Anyway....buttplugs. :shifty:
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Suzanne H. wrote:
Wolter wrote:
cretin wrote:
Wolter wrote:Anyone else notice how oddly similar Creets and Suz's avatars are?
I find the chick in my avatar to be more attractive though.
Yeah, the chick in Suzanne's is kinda fugly.
My avatar is of Martin Hannett, who was a man, a very smart producer man who I one day aspire to emulate. Hoy would hate him because of his Joy Division involvement, though.

Anyway....buttplugs. :shifty:
I love that you think I don't know who he is.

But he is a fugly chick.
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Wolter wrote:I love that you think I don't know who he is.
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eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:I love that you think I don't know who he is.
The kids have no respect.
The kids don't remember that I remember when the kids had no idea who he was, dig?
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Typical. She misspelled my name again...
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Awesome. He needs a buttplug AND Preparation H.
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'carrots/celery/cucumber' gets the small smiley-face along with the butt-plug

and all need to be XL
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I really hate to bring this back up, but why would anyone EVER get a tattoo of a soiled plug?

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/1 ... weird-news

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Bronies: ruining it for everyone yet again. :hmm:

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This thread reminded me that Mimi and Flex are the gurus of the butt hole 'round here. I hope their cv's reflect that.
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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/1 ... weird-news

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Bronies: ruining it for everyone yet again. :hmm:
outstanding
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Dr. Medulla wrote:This thread reminded me that Mimi and Flex are the gurus of the butt hole 'round here. I hope their cv's reflect that.
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