Misheard Lyrics
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
"And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes"
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Wolter wrote:"And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes"
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
Life would be ecstasyWolter wrote:"And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes"
You and me and Leslie
Groovin...on a Sunday afternoon
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Hold me closer, Tony Danzaaaaaaa....
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
I actually genuinely misheard that as "Hold me close, I'm tired of dancing"JennyB wrote:Hold me closer, Tony Danzaaaaaaa....
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
Re: Misheard Lyrics
Heart Factory - Sleater-Kinney
I thought the lyric was - I'm not made of pot
Real lyric - I'm not made of parts
I thought the lyric was - I'm not made of pot
Real lyric - I'm not made of parts
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
Misheard: "Boogie with your children/In peace and love/Sing Marvin Gaye/To the Lord above"
Actual: "This is the worst fucking song/I've ever written/I apologize/To Jon Wolter in particular."
Actual: "This is the worst fucking song/I've ever written/I apologize/To Jon Wolter in particular."
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Misheard: "[Don't] Cum/Come in the port-o-potty, cum on my shirt! Whooooa-ooo...."
Real lyric: "They come for the party. Come to make sure! Whooooa-ooo..."
"Complete Control" by The Clash
or in the beginning...
Misheard: "JASON! Release 'Remote Control'..."
Actual: "They said, 'release 'Remote Control''..."
Quick! Come in the port-a-potty, I want you to cum on my shirt!
Real lyric: "They come for the party. Come to make sure! Whooooa-ooo..."
"Complete Control" by The Clash
or in the beginning...
Misheard: "JASON! Release 'Remote Control'..."
Actual: "They said, 'release 'Remote Control''..."
Quick! Come in the port-a-potty, I want you to cum on my shirt!
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My hearing: "iPod Nano, I found it in the road. And the charger didn't even come with - No!"
Actual: "I got nicked a-fighting in the road. And the judge didn't even knooooow!"
"What's My Name" by you know who...
Actual: "I got nicked a-fighting in the road. And the judge didn't even knooooow!"
"What's My Name" by you know who...
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
Was playing "Ramshackle Day Parade" in the car one time and my friend thought it was "Ramshackle Gay Parade".
There are a few Clash songs that I could have sworn said "fuck, that once I read the lyrics apparently didn't. Of course the "White Man" four tops one. Also "Car Jamming", I think the "rocking from a thousand.." line I thought was "fucking blah blah blah". Somewhere in Last Gang Of Town it sounds like there's a "fucking" too, can't remember where.
Squeeze - In Quintessence. I always thought the line was "You think you're something special but you're fucked for sure". Was very disappointed to find out it's actually "Makes for something special in your football shirt".
There are a few Clash songs that I could have sworn said "fuck, that once I read the lyrics apparently didn't. Of course the "White Man" four tops one. Also "Car Jamming", I think the "rocking from a thousand.." line I thought was "fucking blah blah blah". Somewhere in Last Gang Of Town it sounds like there's a "fucking" too, can't remember where.
Squeeze - In Quintessence. I always thought the line was "You think you're something special but you're fucked for sure". Was very disappointed to find out it's actually "Makes for something special in your football shirt".
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
Misheard: "It's in my ass! It's in my ass!"
Real lyric: "It's in my eyes! It's in my eyes!"
"In My Eyes" by Minor Threat
Real lyric: "It's in my eyes! It's in my eyes!"
"In My Eyes" by Minor Threat
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And Peter Gabriel sings "In Your Ass".ImSoBoredWithTheUSA wrote:Misheard: "It's in my ass! It's in my ass!"
Real lyric: "It's in my eyes! It's in my eyes!"
"In My Eyes" by Minor Threat
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: Misheard Lyrics
I take it you've seen this groundbreaking piece of work, right?ImSoBoredWithTheUSA wrote:Misheard: "[Don't] Cum/Come in the port-o-potty, cum on my shirt! Whooooa-ooo...."
Real lyric: "They come for the party. Come to make sure! Whooooa-ooo..."
"Complete Control" by The Clash
or in the beginning...
Misheard: "JASON! Release 'Remote Control'..."
Actual: "They said, 'release 'Remote Control''..."
Quick! Come in the port-a-potty, I want you to cum on my shirt!
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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Re: Misheard Lyrics
Listening to The Frank and Walters The Grand Parade, specifically the song "Tony Cochrane," which has the chorus, "Wish I was Tony Cochrane." However, I always hear it as "Wish I was Tony's cock ring."
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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"They're gonna have to introduce conscription. They're gonna have to take away my PlayStation."