Misheard Lyrics

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"And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes"
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Wolter wrote:"And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes"
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Wolter wrote:"And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes"
Life would be ecstasy
You and me and Leslie
Groovin...on a Sunday afternoon

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Hold me closer, Tony Danzaaaaaaa....
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JennyB wrote:Hold me closer, Tony Danzaaaaaaa....
I actually genuinely misheard that as "Hold me close, I'm tired of dancing"
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Heart Factory - Sleater-Kinney
I thought the lyric was - I'm not made of pot
Real lyric - I'm not made of parts

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Misheard: "Boogie with your children/In peace and love/Sing Marvin Gaye/To the Lord above"
Actual: "This is the worst fucking song/I've ever written/I apologize/To Jon Wolter in particular."
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Misheard: "[Don't] Cum/Come in the port-o-potty, cum on my shirt! Whooooa-ooo...."
Real lyric: "They come for the party. Come to make sure! Whooooa-ooo..."
"Complete Control" by The Clash

or in the beginning...

Misheard: "JASON! Release 'Remote Control'..."
Actual: "They said, 'release 'Remote Control''..."


Quick! Come in the port-a-potty, I want you to cum on my shirt!

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My hearing: "iPod Nano, I found it in the road. And the charger didn't even come with - No!"
Actual: "I got nicked a-fighting in the road. And the judge didn't even knooooow!"
"What's My Name" by you know who...

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Was playing "Ramshackle Day Parade" in the car one time and my friend thought it was "Ramshackle Gay Parade".

There are a few Clash songs that I could have sworn said "fuck, that once I read the lyrics apparently didn't. Of course the "White Man" four tops one. Also "Car Jamming", I think the "rocking from a thousand.." line I thought was "fucking blah blah blah". Somewhere in Last Gang Of Town it sounds like there's a "fucking" too, can't remember where.

Squeeze - In Quintessence. I always thought the line was "You think you're something special but you're fucked for sure". Was very disappointed to find out it's actually "Makes for something special in your football shirt".

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Misheard: "It's in my ass! It's in my ass!"
Real lyric: "It's in my eyes! It's in my eyes!"
"In My Eyes" by Minor Threat

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Re: Misheard Lyrics

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ImSoBoredWithTheUSA wrote:Misheard: "It's in my ass! It's in my ass!"
Real lyric: "It's in my eyes! It's in my eyes!"
"In My Eyes" by Minor Threat
And Peter Gabriel sings "In Your Ass".
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ImSoBoredWithTheUSA wrote:Misheard: "[Don't] Cum/Come in the port-o-potty, cum on my shirt! Whooooa-ooo...."
Real lyric: "They come for the party. Come to make sure! Whooooa-ooo..."
"Complete Control" by The Clash

or in the beginning...

Misheard: "JASON! Release 'Remote Control'..."
Actual: "They said, 'release 'Remote Control''..."


Quick! Come in the port-a-potty, I want you to cum on my shirt!
I take it you've seen this groundbreaking piece of work, right?

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Listening to The Frank and Walters The Grand Parade, specifically the song "Tony Cochrane," which has the chorus, "Wish I was Tony Cochrane." However, I always hear it as "Wish I was Tony's cock ring."
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